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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

RESPONSE NEEDED from liumou xinsheng

Hello

I am credit officer of the Co-operative bank of china.On June 6, 2004, a
British Oil consultant/contractor with the Chinese Transport Corporation,
Mr. Paul Moore made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar
months, valued at US$18,000,000.00 (Eighteen Million Dollars only) in my
branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding
address but got no reply.

After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his
contract employers, the Hong Kong Chinese Transport Corporation that Mr.
Paul Moore died from a marine related accident On further investigation, I
found out that he died without Making a WILL, and all attempts to trace
his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and
discovered that Mr. Paul Moore did not declare any kin or relations in all
his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank.
This sum of US$18,000,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest
is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No
one will ever come forward to claim it. According to laws of Hong Kong, at
the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to the ownership
of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the fund.
Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to
stand in as the next of kin to Mr. Paul Moore so that the fruits of this
old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government
officials.

This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full names and
address, age and occupation. so that the attorney will prepare the
necessary documents and affidavits that will put you in place as the next
of kin.

The attorney will draft and perfect the notarization of the WILL and to
obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in
your favor for the the release and subsequent transfer of these funds in
your favor.
While the lawyer is perfecting the release order documents, you will be
setting up an offshore bank account. I will point you to the the offshore
bank that would meet our requirements. once approvals for release of funds
have been secured by the lawyer from my bank, The money would be moved
into this new account with this offshore bank you would have set up The
money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio
of 65% for me and 30% for you and 5% for Expenses Incurred in the course
of the transaction .

There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be
done by the attorney and with my position as the credit officer guarantees
the successful execution of this transaction. Upon your response, I shall
then provide you with more details, and how we are to actualize this
transaction You should observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured
that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I
shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.

Please if you are interested in helping me with this transaction do
contact me on my email : liumoux@yahoo.com.hk

Awaiting your urgent reply.

Thanks and regards.
Liumou.

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FROM DESK OF MRS ROSE MARTINS from "officebrother@bug.co.yu"

FROM DESK OF MRS ROSE MARTINS
FINANCIAL MINISTER OF FREDERAL REPUBLIC OF BENIN.
FORGN CONTRACTOR PAYMENT OFFICE.

Email: nf.imfbeninrep@gmail.com
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Attn:,

The Board of federal ministry of finance benin republic. are here to
notify you of your payment inherited funds of[$800,000,00]. after the
meeting held on 28th of Febuary 2008. His Exelence the PRESIDENT OF
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF BENIN DR YAYEE BONI. has Instructed this Department
to send your funds through western union money transfer for easier
receive of your inherinted funds without any further delay. to avoid
paying money to the fraud stars that is going on through the global.

You are required to send your name and address were you want your fund to
be send through western union the maximium amount you will be receiving
each day starting from tomorrow is the sum of $7,000.00. also your are
required to send us the sum of $285.00 dollar for newing and recofirming
file that was deposited in this office with your name and address bellow .

Beneficiarey name----------------------------
Address--------------------------------
Tel phone-----------------------------

Contact me with this informations below:
CONTACT PERSON:Mrs.ROSE Martins
EMAIL: nf.imfbeninrep@gmail.com

As soon the required fee of $285.00 is send today for the renewing
reconfirming the payment file of your funds you will start receiving your
funds as from tomorrow.

Send the $285.00 dollar through western union with the name and address
below:
Receiver name ----------ANTHONY NZEKWE
City--------------------COTONOU
Country-------------------BENIN REPUBLIC
Test Question---------------HONEST
Test Answer-----------------TRUST
Amount------------------------$285.00

We await to receive the western union payment informations today. Please
if you are are not the real beneficiary dont repond or delite

Yours in service
Mrs.ROSE Martins
Financial Minister
Federal republic of Benin

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FROM Mrs.Sandra Westley RESPONE IMMEDIATELY from Mrs Sandra Westley

Here writes Mrs Sandra Westley (Phd.Msc,Fsd),I am married to Engineer
john Westleys an Englishman who is dead.When my late husband was alive he
deposited the sum of 3 Million GBP a security company here in UK My
Doctor told me that I have some day to live.due to the cancerous
problems.And now i have decided to donate the funds to you as a gift
from my husbands effort to fund the upkeep of widows, widowers,
orphans,destitute.God bless you.contact me via
email(sandrawesteley@hotmail.com)

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PLEASE SAVE MY SOUL AND HELP GIVE ME A FUTURE. from Tom Toon

My dear Beloved,

I am Tom Toon the only son of late Mr. and Mrs. George Toon. My father was a wealthy cocoa and GOLD merchant in Abidjan; the capital city of Ivory Coast, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip. My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special, before the death of my father on January 2002 in a private Hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of Nine million, three hundred thousand US Dollars. (US$9.3M) and Gold left in security vault in a foreign city which he deposited as family antiques. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates.

That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will take the money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or
hotel management but I want to go into diary products. My dear, I am honorably seeking your assistance in the following ways:

1. To provide a non-resident bank account to facilitate the possible transfer of the money.
2 To serve as a guardian of these funds and for investment since.
3. To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country.
4. To change the name of the deposited item and beneficiary to your name since those responsible for the death of father the political affluence in my country and are after my life but I escape to neighboring country and will not want anything to be trace to me so they can't get any information about me because I am living under disguise. Please, save my soul and help give me a future.

My dear, I am willing to offer you 40% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/ input after the successful
transfer of this fund into your nominated account overseas. Furthermore, you indicate your options towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within the shortest possible time, you signify interest to assist me. Anticipating hearing from you soon.

Thanks and God bless.
Yours sincerely,
Tom Toon


PLEASE, THIS IS MY HOPE, I WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS INTO CONSIDERATION FOR CONFIDENTIALITY AND YOU CAN ALWAYS REACH ME DIRECTLY TO THIS E-MAIL tomtoon20@yahoo.fr

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CONTACT THE WESTERN UNION from jameskhan12 Gazeta.pl

FROM THE DESK OF BARRISTER JAMES KHAN ESQ.
FINANCIAL MINISTER OF FREDERAL REPUBLIC OF BENIN.
FORGN CONTRACTOR PAYMENT OFFICE.
TEL+ +229-936-861-63
Attn:My Dear

After the meeting held on 2th of March 2008 We the Board of Federal Ministry of Finance Benin Republic Now have arranged your payment of ($900.000.00) Nine hundred thousand united state dollars which was in atm payment card to be sent to you through western union money transfer payment: Your payment will sending to you by western union, the amount you will receive per day is $5,000 The ministry trust funds of Benin Republic will send you the currently standards track details you need to pick up your ($5,000) payment by western union, you will receive every day till you receive the total sum of $900.000.00 united state dollars, now no need to send you this atm card because you can not be able to withdraw the atm card due to the atm master card contain large money on it.The director administrtor trust funds have already signed your payment, now you are free to comply with wemaco payment office on this email: ( western.unionoffice30@yahoo.fr)
however, kindly contact the below person who is in position to release your payment by western union $5,000 per a day.
MR MICHAEL PAUL
western union department
Financial Bank Benin,
Mobile: +229 936-861-63
E-mail: (western.unionoffice30@yahoo.fr)
The financial western union payment canter has been mandated to issue out your payment and you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment.
Note that the administrator payment need this details from you to process your payment:
Receiver name---------------
Country---------------------
City------------------------
Tel-------------------------
Test question---------------
Answer----------------------
Comply now because as soon as you sent this required details to MICHAEL PAUL he will start sending your payment by western union
Regards,
Barrister james khan

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Mr. Kujoh Moses,
Amanko lnternational Gh,Ltd,
25 Kojo Thompson Av. Accra .
Dear Sir/Madam,

The Government of Ghana, in West Africa, has recieved funds from the INTERNATIONAL DEVELOPMENT ASSOCIATION(IDA) with loan number :IDA CREDIT NO:3964 GH,and AGENCE FRANCAISE DE DEVELOPMENT(AFD),AFD LOAN:CGH 6004.01.G, towards the cost of community based rural development projects ( CBRDP) and intends to
apply part of this fund to cover eligible payments under the contracts for the supply of the following items.

1. T-shirts(Round Neck T-shirt)
2. Fertiliser.
3. Medical equipment (Syringes, needles, surgical instruments,wheel chairs&beds.
4. Mattress .
5.Condoms, HIV TEST KITS .
6.Computer, Laptop and Desk Tops, Bookemakers.
7.Dry cleaning Equipment.
8.First aids kits.
9.Towels.

10.Food Related Products: Mineral water,Fruit Juice, Energy Drink.

11.Water Pumping Machine & water storage Tank.
12.Cement.
13.Security Monitor and Equipments.
14.Fire Fighting Equipments.
15.Fishing Boats & Fishing Equipments.



Tender is open to all eligible foreign contractors from eligible source countries as defined in the guidelines of the procurement Board of the Republic of Ghana.If you can handle the supply any of the above items, get back to me for more details through my private email adress mrkujoh_moses@hotmail.com or you can call my number below.l am a commision agent.
Thanks,

Mr Kujoh Moses,
Govt.Accredited Agent.
+233-274-366-114
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What Is Happing That I Did Not Hear From You Since????? from Dr Nelson Udo.

OMG, these people have so much money someone do them a fucking favor!

Dear Friend,

Greetings to you & your Family,

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable Bank Draft of $915.810.00 United States Dollars, but I did not hear from you since that time, Then I went and deposited the Draft with Global Express & Security Company, Cotonou, Benin Republic before I travelled out of the country for a short Course and I will not come back till end of next Month. What you have to do now is to contact the Global Express & Security Company as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date. For your information, I have paid for the delivering Charges, Insurance fee and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is not a Drug Money nor to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country,

The only money you will send to the Global Express & Security Company to deliver your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is their Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far. Again, Don't deceive by any body to pay any other money except (Keeping Fee) I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage. You have to contact the Global Express Courier Company now for the delivery of your Draft with this information bellow.

There Contacts Below.
CONTACT: Mr. Phil Eboson (DISTRICT)
MANAGER :(Global Express & Security Company LTD)
CONTACT PHONE:(+229) 934 76753.or (00229) 934 76753
E-mail: (global.express_company@yahoo.fr)

Your thereby to contact the Global Express & Security Company Ltd, of Republic of Benin with your delivery detailS so that they will deliver the the package to your personal receipt, within 42 hours.

Your Full Name:-----------------------
Your Home Address:--------------------
Your Telephone(s):--------------------
Your Country:-------------------------

Yours Faithfully,
Dr Nelson Udo.

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CONTACT FEDEX FOR THE DELIVERY OF YOUR FAMILY VALUABLES from Mrs Kathrine Kone

This was sent as an attachment but it's showed up in my email as well and I didn't have to open the attachment. I would never open an attachment from an unknown source so luckily it was in the body of the email. The file was titled YOUR FAMILY VALUABLES.txt (2KB)



-----Inline Attachment Follows-----

Good day!

We have been waiting for you since to contact us for your Confirmable
Bank Draft of $1.5M United States Dollars which my husband kept for you
but we did not hear from you since that time.

Then I went to the bank to confirm if the draft has expired or getting
near to expire and Mr. Justin Sango the Director Bank of Africa told me
that before the draft will get to your hand that it will expire.

So I told him to cash the $1.5M US DOLLARS to cash payment to avoid
losing this funds under expiration as I will be out of the country for a 3
Months Course and I will not come back till end of august 2008.

What you have to do now is to contact the FedEx COURIER COMPANY as soon
as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because
of the expiring date.
For your information, I have paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance
premium. The only money you will send to the Courier Company to deliver
your Consignment direct to your postal Address in your country is
($185 USD) One Hundred & Eighty Five United States Dollars only being
Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far. I would have paid that
but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and
in case of demurrage.

You have to contact the FedEx COURIER COMPANY now for the delivery of
your Consignment with this information bellow;

Contact Person: Dr. Edward Sam

Email Address :(fedexexpress119@live.com)

Tel/FAX: 00229 9318 8227

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address and Direct
telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and
ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your
package over there and know when it will get to your address.

Note that this is their email address [fedexexpress119@live.com]

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this
mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security
Keeping fee of $185 US Dollars for their immediate action.

Note this. The FedEx COURIER SERVICE company don't know the contents of
the Box. I registered it as a BOX OF FAMILY VALUABLES. They did not
know the contents was money. this is to avoid them delaying with the BOX.
Don’t let them know that box contents money ok


Yours Faithfully
Dr. K.Kone

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