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I receive so many of these scam spam letters that I decided to post my favorites here on Spammer Scammer. These are so funny and have so many problems with punctuation etc. You immediately know they are so FAKE. Well we all know they are fake but they are so funny. I think there should be a way to send viruses to the senders computers. Anyone know of a way?

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Location: San Francisco, California, United States

Thursday, June 12, 2008

I AM MUCH DELIGHTED MY DEAR. from Mr Gregg Norton

My Dear Friend,

You might find it so difficult to remember me. Though, it is
indeed, a very long time. On my singular, I am much delighted and
privileged to contact you again, after couple of years now. It takes
fate, courage and God's fearing to remember old friends and at the same
time, to show gratification to them, despite circumstances that made
things, not worked out as we projected then.

I take this liberty to inform you that, the transaction we were
pursing together, finally worked out by God's infinite mercy and I
decided to contact you, just to let you know. You are advised to stop
any further communication with your local representative(s) any
officials (s) department whom may call you or email concerning the
check draft what sum of Ђ1,000.000.00, accept DR. Benjamin KEREKU
Chief Accountant ING BANK Benin Republic

Your are advise not to accept any fax or telephone calls that does
not come from him Because he is the only person I left the order how to
deliver the check draft to you, and you may call him immediately you
received this message for more information through the instruction I
left, I have conscience as a human being, due to your tremendous
effort and contribution to make things work out in retrospect.

Meanwhile, I must inform you that, I am presently in Japan , for
numerous business negotiations and establishment.

I just arrived yesterday night and checked inn, in a hotel and decided
to go down to the hotel business centre to mail you. Now, with my
sincere heart, I have raised and signed an International Cashier's Bank
Draft, to the Sum of Ђ1.000.000.00 (ONE MILLION EURO) only in your name
as a COMPENSATION to your dedication, humanity and contribution, as it
were.

Contact him now, his Name is DR. Benjamin KEREKU (Chief accountant ING
Bank Benin Republic) on his E-mail: benkereku_dr@yahoo.fr

You are to forward to him, the following
1. YOUR FULL NAME & ADDRESS
2. YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER

He will advise you further about the shipment of the ICBD to your
Residence Address or Office Address you may provide. Feel free to
reach him via this very mail address: benkereku_dr@yahoo.fr

Most importantly, the ICBD has only validity period of 60 banking
days. So, your early response to that effect, shall be admired. You
have to mind the days on route shipment.

Sincerely Yours,
Mr Gregg Norton

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