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I receive so many of these scam spam letters that I decided to post my favorites here on Spammer Scammer. These are so funny and have so many problems with punctuation etc. You immediately know they are so FAKE. Well we all know they are fake but they are so funny. I think there should be a way to send viruses to the senders computers. Anyone know of a way?

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Location: San Francisco, California, United States

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Dear Lilian from rev_father

who's Lilian?



Dear Lilian ,

I am highly delighted to be in contact with you and sorry for the embarrassment this mail might be to you as we have not met or known each other before but please feel free to write me back and let me know if you can be of help.

I am Mr.rev mark, I was a good friend to Late Mr.Roy Lilian, a national of your country, who until his death has no wife nor son or daughter to claim his assets hence he was buried here. He was a contractor and has spent most of his life in my country Nigeria. Mr. Roy.Lilian were involved in a car accident along Benin/Onitsha express road andunfortunately lost his life on the 27th day of September 2005 at Onitsha. Since then I have made several enquiries to your country embassy to locate any of my friends extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful hence: he has no next-of-kin at the time of his death. After these several unsuccessful attempts,

I decided to contact you since all my effort to trace or locate any member of his family failed me so that you as a foreigner will assist me as my late friend next-of-kin in repatriating the assets and Capital valued at US$5.5 million left behind by my friend before it gets confiscated by the bank where these huge deposits werelodged as treasury bills. The said Bank in Nigeria has issued me a notice to provide the next of Kin or have the Treasury bill confiscated. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating any of my friend's elatives for over three Months now,

I seek the consent to present you as the Next-of-kin to the deceased since you has the same last name with my late friend, so that the proceeds of this treasury bill can be paid to you. Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for claim. I have all the necessary information needed to back you up for the claim. All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.
Iguarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Reply through my alternative e-mail address:rev_father_william@yahoo.co.uk


I wait to hear from you soon.

Sincerely,

Rev Father william

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