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Location: San Francisco, California, United States

Saturday, May 31, 2008

International Business Partnership from Mr. Ardi Yomtov

Mr. Ardi Yomtov
Nicosia (Cyprus)
Email: ardiyomtov@consultant.com

For Your Kind Attention.

I am Mr. Ardi Yomtov the Head of Finance; Department of Energy here in
Nicosia Cyprus. I am contacting you in regards to a business transfer of a
huge sum of money from left unclaimed by a deceased Contractor. Though I
know that a transaction of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive
and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be successful at the end.
I got your contact from the internet business index and I confirmed the
information locally here at the chambers of commerce to ascertain to an
extent whom you are. I don’t know you deeply but I hope the success of
this project will bring us together. The world is now a global village and
as such I am not apprehensive in doing business with you even though the
world if full of dangerous people.

MY PROPOSITION;

As the head of finance, I discovered an abandoned Contract Claim of
(Fourteen Million Four Hundred Thousand United states Dollars) that
belongs to one of our foreign contractors who died along with his Entire
family in an accident.

Since His death, none of his next-of-kin or relatives has come forward to
lay claims to this money as the heir. The funds cannot be paid out unless
someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased with proper
proof as indicated in the Government Contract payment guidelines.

Upon this discovery, we now seek your permission to have you stand as a
next of kin to the deceased as all documentation will be carefully worked
out by us for the funds (Fourteen Million Four Hundred Thousand United
states Dollars) to be released in your favor as the beneficiary's next of
kin.

It may interest you to note that we have secured from the probate an order
of mandamus to locate any of deceased beneficiaries. Please acknowledge
receipt of this message in acceptance of our mutual business by furnishing
me with the following;

1. Your Full Names and Address.
2. Direct Telephone and Fax numbers.

These requirements will enable us file a letter of claim to the Department
of Finance here in Cyprus for necessary approvals in your favor before the
transfer can be made.

We shall be compensating you with 35% of the fund, 60% for me and 5% for
any expenses incurred during the course of this operation.

I await your response so that further information can be released to you
on the above subject.

Please reply to my private email: ardiyomtov1@consultant.com

Regards,
Mr. Ardi Yomtov.

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