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I receive so many of these scam spam letters that I decided to post my favorites here on Spammer Scammer. These are so funny and have so many problems with punctuation etc. You immediately know they are so FAKE. Well we all know they are fake but they are so funny. I think there should be a way to send viruses to the senders computers. Anyone know of a way?

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

I AM MUCH DELIGHTED MY DEAR. from Mr Gregg Norton

My Dear Friend,

You might find it so difficult to remember me. Though, it is
indeed, a very long time. On my singular, I am much delighted and
privileged to contact you again, after couple of years now. It takes
fate, courage and God's fearing to remember old friends and at the same
time, to show gratification to them, despite circumstances that made
things, not worked out as we projected then.

I take this liberty to inform you that, the transaction we were
pursing together, finally worked out by God's infinite mercy and I
decided to contact you, just to let you know. You are advised to stop
any further communication with your local representative(s) any
officials (s) department whom may call you or email concerning the
check draft what sum of Ђ1,000.000.00, accept DR. Benjamin KEREKU
Chief Accountant ING BANK Benin Republic

Your are advise not to accept any fax or telephone calls that does
not come from him Because he is the only person I left the order how to
deliver the check draft to you, and you may call him immediately you
received this message for more information through the instruction I
left, I have conscience as a human being, due to your tremendous
effort and contribution to make things work out in retrospect.

Meanwhile, I must inform you that, I am presently in Japan , for
numerous business negotiations and establishment.

I just arrived yesterday night and checked inn, in a hotel and decided
to go down to the hotel business centre to mail you. Now, with my
sincere heart, I have raised and signed an International Cashier's Bank
Draft, to the Sum of Ђ1.000.000.00 (ONE MILLION EURO) only in your name
as a COMPENSATION to your dedication, humanity and contribution, as it
were.

Contact him now, his Name is DR. Benjamin KEREKU (Chief accountant ING
Bank Benin Republic) on his E-mail: benkereku_dr@yahoo.fr

You are to forward to him, the following
1. YOUR FULL NAME & ADDRESS
2. YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER

He will advise you further about the shipment of the ICBD to your
Residence Address or Office Address you may provide. Feel free to
reach him via this very mail address: benkereku_dr@yahoo.fr

Most importantly, the ICBD has only validity period of 60 banking
days. So, your early response to that effect, shall be admired. You
have to mind the days on route shipment.

Sincerely Yours,
Mr Gregg Norton

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Sunday, May 25, 2008

YOUR UGRENT REPLY NEEDED from joesphkarl4 joesphkarl4

FROM THE DESK OF:
MR.JOESPH KARL.
Cemac Bank of africa Plc.
(Bank For International Settlement)
Headquarters Complex Cotonou,
Republic Of Benin.
EMAIL: joesphkarl@yahoo.fr

MY DEAR GOOD & TRUSTED FRIEND.

MY NAME IS MR.JOESPH KARL.
Iam the head of Operations Cemac Bank of Africa Plc. Sometime in 1999, a certain man MR. EMMA WILLIAMS. brought a luggage marked family treasure to me for safe-keeping in our bank. I met the man in 1996 in America and he introduced himself as a SHIP CAPTAIN. We became intimate more when he realized my profession,there and then, he informed me about A consignment. However, I did not take it so serious not until he brought the box to my office and CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT issued to him.However,he saw me as someone trustworthy and decided to hand-over the document to me for safe-keeping. He left back to his country, though he is always on the Sea being a Sailor.
All our correspondence was through telephone.Our discussion stopped since Year 2000 when I called his telephone number, and behold someone else had bought over the telephone. the new subscriber told me that MR.EMMA WILLIAMS died along-side, his wife and only two children at the World Trade Centre during the BIN-LADEN bomb blast, in America. This news shocked me so much that MR.EMMA WILLIAMS did not leave any of his contact address or next of kin, and since then all plans to trace any of his relatives proved abortive. Honestly, I became confused, and resorted to informing my colleague in the office, who suggested that we should open the box a little to know the content proper. The box was carefully opened and GUESS WHAT? BILLS OF ONE HUNDRED UNITED STATE DOLLARS ($100 denomination).
I and my colleague agreed and secretly took the box out from the bank and deposited it with a SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN COTONOU, REPUBLIC OF BENIN as a photographic & film matrials as we dont want them to know the real content to avoid tamper or diverting it to another place.
We have concluded plans to invest the money total Eight Million United States Dollars $8M(USD) out of Cotonou, Republic Of Benin and required an assistance from a Would-be Trustworthy Over-Seas Partner who will help us receive & invest the money overseas. If you can assist
us, we can arrange and bring the money to your country by the help of Diplomats through diplomatic turnel, for investment in any profitable business you may advise. I and my colleague has agreed to give you 30% of the total sum. Be rest-assured that the transaction is 100% risk-free, legal and legitimate. all the arrangemnts has been finalised. SO your urgent response is highly needed. So that we cannot look for another person.

Sincerely yours.
MR.JOESPH KARL

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Please Contact Them Immediately from james mrdavid

Please Contact Them Immediately from james mrdavid

What the f**k ... these scams are all from Benin Republic now??

Attention; Please!
I have been waiting for you since regards your Bank draft of $2.5million Usd) but i did not hear from you since that time. So I decided to convert the it into ATM CARD to avoid expiry then have it delivered to your through Fedex Express Courier Company here.

I suceeded in registering the ATM CARD with Fedex Express Courier Company to make sure it will be among of the parcel they will deliver this week or next week monday.

What you have to do is to contact them with their information below;

Contact Person; Mr Anthony Pius
The Diractor of Fedex.
Express Courier Company
Benin Republic West
Africa,
E-mail;(fcourierservices@live.com )

I paid all the chargs except their delivery charges of $155 which they said that beneficiary should pay to ensure them the parcel is going direct to the owner to avoid sending it to wrong person.Please contacting them as much as possible.

Best Regards .
Mr David Akajiugo Office.

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NOW CONTACT UPS FOR YOUR PACKAGE from willianmark10 Gazeta.pl

Dear Friend, Greetings!

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable Bank Draft worth of (usd $2.500.000.00)TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED DOLLARS which my boss left with me before he travelled out,but I did not hear from you since that time. Then with the help of a friend who is a bank manager I cashed the money and deposited it as a BOX containing African clothes with UNITED STATED PARCELCOURIER COMPANY, Cotonou, Benin Republic.
What you have to do now is to contact the UNITED STATED PARCELCOURIER COMPANY as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you. For your information, I have paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the package.

The only money you will send to the Courier & Security Company to deliver your package direct to your postal Address in your country is ($125.00 US) ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE UNITED DOLLARS ONLY, being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far. Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $125.00 US Dollars. I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage.
You have to contact the UNITED STATED PARCELCOURIER COMPANY now for the delivery of your package with this information bellow;

Contact Person: DR. JOSEPH DIKE
Telephone:+229 9303 7800
Email Address: ups_deliveringcompany01@yahoo.fr

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm the following infomation to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your address.The infomations are;
1.YOUR FULL NAME;
2.YOUR AGE;
3.HOUSE/OFFICE ADDRESS
4.HOUSE / OFFICE PHONE NOS
5.A COPY OF YOUR PICT FOR IDDENTIFICATION Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $125.00 US Dollars for their immediate action.Do let me know immediately you recieves your package. Yours Faithfully,
MR WILLIAN MARK

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CONTACT FEDEX DELIVER SHIPPING OFFICE NOW from JAMES WILLIAM

CONTACT FEDEX DELIVER SHIPPING OFFICE NOW from JAMES WILLIAM

I mean come on?? These things have been exposed do they actually work anymore??

Atten:Dear Friend,

Hope you enjoyed your easter holly days well with your family, I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable Bank Draft worth of (usd $800.000.00) EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED DOLLARS which my boss left with me before he travelled out,but I did not hear from you since that time. Then with the help of a friend who is a bank manager I cashed the money and deposited it as a BOX containing antique with FEDEX DELIVER SHIPPING COURIER, Cotonou, Benin Republic.

What you have to do now is to contact the Fedex Deliver office here as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you. For your information, I have paid the shipping fee, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the package.

The only money you will send to Fedex Deliver office here to deliver your package direct to your postal Address in your country is (US$150.00) ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY UNITED DOLLARS ONLY, being Security keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far. Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $150.00 US Dollars. I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage. You have to contact FEDEX DELIVER SHIPPING OFFICE here now for the delivery of your package with this information bellow:

Contact Person: Mr Nnamudi Malu
Telephone:+229-93-18-76-66
Email Address:(ffedexdelivercompany@excite.fr)

Forthermore, make sure that you reconfirm the following infomation again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your address.

The infomations are:
1)Your Full Receiver Name:
2)Current House/ Office Address:
3)House/ Mobile Telephone:
4)Scan Copy Of Your Passport For Identification:

Contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and as it has been some days now I registered your package with them also remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $150.00 US Dollars for their immediate action.

Do let me know immediately you recieves your sealed box fund.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr James Williams

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

FROM DESK OF MRS ROSE MARTINS from "officebrother@bug.co.yu"

FROM DESK OF MRS ROSE MARTINS
FINANCIAL MINISTER OF FREDERAL REPUBLIC OF BENIN.
FORGN CONTRACTOR PAYMENT OFFICE.

Email: nf.imfbeninrep@gmail.com
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Attn:,

The Board of federal ministry of finance benin republic. are here to
notify you of your payment inherited funds of[$800,000,00]. after the
meeting held on 28th of Febuary 2008. His Exelence the PRESIDENT OF
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF BENIN DR YAYEE BONI. has Instructed this Department
to send your funds through western union money transfer for easier
receive of your inherinted funds without any further delay. to avoid
paying money to the fraud stars that is going on through the global.

You are required to send your name and address were you want your fund to
be send through western union the maximium amount you will be receiving
each day starting from tomorrow is the sum of $7,000.00. also your are
required to send us the sum of $285.00 dollar for newing and recofirming
file that was deposited in this office with your name and address bellow .

Beneficiarey name----------------------------
Address--------------------------------
Tel phone-----------------------------

Contact me with this informations below:
CONTACT PERSON:Mrs.ROSE Martins
EMAIL: nf.imfbeninrep@gmail.com

As soon the required fee of $285.00 is send today for the renewing
reconfirming the payment file of your funds you will start receiving your
funds as from tomorrow.

Send the $285.00 dollar through western union with the name and address
below:
Receiver name ----------ANTHONY NZEKWE
City--------------------COTONOU
Country-------------------BENIN REPUBLIC
Test Question---------------HONEST
Test Answer-----------------TRUST
Amount------------------------$285.00

We await to receive the western union payment informations today. Please
if you are are not the real beneficiary dont repond or delite

Yours in service
Mrs.ROSE Martins
Financial Minister
Federal republic of Benin

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CONTACT THE WESTERN UNION from jameskhan12 Gazeta.pl

FROM THE DESK OF BARRISTER JAMES KHAN ESQ.
FINANCIAL MINISTER OF FREDERAL REPUBLIC OF BENIN.
FORGN CONTRACTOR PAYMENT OFFICE.
TEL+ +229-936-861-63
Attn:My Dear

After the meeting held on 2th of March 2008 We the Board of Federal Ministry of Finance Benin Republic Now have arranged your payment of ($900.000.00) Nine hundred thousand united state dollars which was in atm payment card to be sent to you through western union money transfer payment: Your payment will sending to you by western union, the amount you will receive per day is $5,000 The ministry trust funds of Benin Republic will send you the currently standards track details you need to pick up your ($5,000) payment by western union, you will receive every day till you receive the total sum of $900.000.00 united state dollars, now no need to send you this atm card because you can not be able to withdraw the atm card due to the atm master card contain large money on it.The director administrtor trust funds have already signed your payment, now you are free to comply with wemaco payment office on this email: ( western.unionoffice30@yahoo.fr)
however, kindly contact the below person who is in position to release your payment by western union $5,000 per a day.
MR MICHAEL PAUL
western union department
Financial Bank Benin,
Mobile: +229 936-861-63
E-mail: (western.unionoffice30@yahoo.fr)
The financial western union payment canter has been mandated to issue out your payment and you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment.
Note that the administrator payment need this details from you to process your payment:
Receiver name---------------
Country---------------------
City------------------------
Tel-------------------------
Test question---------------
Answer----------------------
Comply now because as soon as you sent this required details to MICHAEL PAUL he will start sending your payment by western union
Regards,
Barrister james khan

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What Is Happing That I Did Not Hear From You Since????? from Dr Nelson Udo.

OMG, these people have so much money someone do them a fucking favor!

Dear Friend,

Greetings to you & your Family,

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable Bank Draft of $915.810.00 United States Dollars, but I did not hear from you since that time, Then I went and deposited the Draft with Global Express & Security Company, Cotonou, Benin Republic before I travelled out of the country for a short Course and I will not come back till end of next Month. What you have to do now is to contact the Global Express & Security Company as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date. For your information, I have paid for the delivering Charges, Insurance fee and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is not a Drug Money nor to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country,

The only money you will send to the Global Express & Security Company to deliver your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is their Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far. Again, Don't deceive by any body to pay any other money except (Keeping Fee) I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage. You have to contact the Global Express Courier Company now for the delivery of your Draft with this information bellow.

There Contacts Below.
CONTACT: Mr. Phil Eboson (DISTRICT)
MANAGER :(Global Express & Security Company LTD)
CONTACT PHONE:(+229) 934 76753.or (00229) 934 76753
E-mail: (global.express_company@yahoo.fr)

Your thereby to contact the Global Express & Security Company Ltd, of Republic of Benin with your delivery detailS so that they will deliver the the package to your personal receipt, within 42 hours.

Your Full Name:-----------------------
Your Home Address:--------------------
Your Telephone(s):--------------------
Your Country:-------------------------

Yours Faithfully,
Dr Nelson Udo.

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Saturday, May 10, 2008

CONTACT GLOBAL TRUST COURIER COMPANY FOR DELIVERY OFYOUR CONSIGNMENT BOX frank ben

Hello my dear,
I have been waiting for you since to come down here and pick your money but I did not heard from you since that time as we fixed.Then I went and deposited the $1.500,000.00 Million USA Dollars,as consignment box to GLOBAL TRUST COURIER COMPANY LIMITED in Benin Republic,because I travelled to SAUDI ARABIA to visit my friend and i will not come back till next month ending.
I want You to contact the GLOBAL TRUST COURIER COMPANY LIMITED to know when they will deliver your package. I have paid for the delivering charges and registration fee The only money you have to send to them is the,security keeping fee, which is $160.00 Us Dollars to received your package.
CONTACT PERSON; DR.MIKE JIMY DISTRICT
MANAGER G.T Courier Company Limited BENIN REPUBLIC.
E-mail:(global_trustcourier_company1@yahoo.fr)
CONTACT PHONE+229-9011287
Try to contact them as soon as possible to avoid increasing the security keeping fee. I gave them your delivering address but you have to reconfirm it to them again to avoid any mistake on the delivering.
Reconfirm below information to the company.
1,Your Full Name----------------------
2,Your Address-------------------------
3,Home telephone---------------------
4,Office telephone---------------------
5,Your picture--------------------------
6,Your country-------------------------
7,Your airport---------------------------
Let me know as soon as you receive your package,and check the contents weather the complete of the total $1.500,000.00
Regards
Barr.Frank Ben

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Wednesday, May 7, 2008

CONTCAT THE GLOBAL MAX DELIVERY COMPANY FOR YOUR BANK DRAFT from (Barr.daniel_obiora07@centrum.cz)

(BARRISTER DANIEL OBIORA & COUNSELORS AT LAW)
69 BP 875 AKPAKPA DODOMEY
COTONOU REPUBLIC OF BENIN.

Dearest Friend ,

I have been waiting for you since to come down here and pick your Bank Draft but did not heard from you since that time ,then I went and deposited the Draft with GLOBAL MAX DELIVERY COMPANY here in Benin Republic, because I travelled to Paraguay to see my boss and will not come back till next month end. You have to contact the GLOBAL MAX DELIVERY COMPANY to know when they will deliver your package .I have paid for the delivering charges and insurance fee.

The only money you have to send to them is there security keeping fee which is $150.00 Us Dollars to received your package .Don't be deceived by any body This is there Contact Address Contact Dr.TONY JOHNSON Director GLOBAL MAX DELIVERY COMPANY Benin Republic. E-mail;(global_courier123@yahoo.fr)
Phone number +229-9374-0412

Try to contact them as soon as possible to avoid increasing the security keeping fee. I gave them your delivering address but you have to reconfirm it to them as below:

Your Full Name-----------------------
Your Address---------------------------
Home telephone---------------------
Office telephone---------------------
Your draft registration number ---------EM 5207439

Send this to them to avoid any mistake in the delivering. Let me know as soon as you receive your Draft from the company.

Best Regards
Barr.DANIEL OBIORA

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