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I receive so many of these scam spam letters that I decided to post my favorites here on Spammer Scammer. These are so funny and have so many problems with punctuation etc. You immediately know they are so FAKE. Well we all know they are fake but they are so funny. I think there should be a way to send viruses to the senders computers. Anyone know of a way?

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Saturday, August 2, 2008

I CRAVE YOUR INDULGENCE from MRS. ELIZABETH ROGERS

Hello,

My name is Mrs. Elisabeth Rogers;My husband and i was a contractor in Africa with Texaco oversea for over 10yrs. I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you/church.

I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for and because the doctors told me I will not live longer than some weeks because of my health,I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $2,400,000 (Two million four hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of humanity, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.

I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.

Contact my lawyer (Barr. Mark Okon) with this email below,
barr_markokon1954@hotmail.com,

and tell him that I have WILLED($2,400,000.00) to you and I have also notified him. I know I don’t know you but I have been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my last wish.


From Mrs.Elisabeth Rogers.

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From Dr Mohammed Idris. from mohammed idris

FROM: DR.MOHAMMED IDRIS,
BILL AND EXCHANGE DEPARTMENT,
BANK OF AFRICA.
DAKAR SENEGAL
Dear Friend,

I know that this letter may come to you as a suprise. I got your contact address from the Internet when I was searching for a business partner.My name is Dr Mohammed Idris. I am the Bill and Exchange Manager of Bank of Africa (B.O.A) ,DAKAL SENEGAL .In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of (USD 10,500,000.00) ten million five hundred thousand dollars. In an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his wife and children in a plane crash in a year 2000 plane crash happened in america .
Since we got information about his death, the bank have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as the next of kin or relation to the deceased, as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him in the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.

It is therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make this business proposals to you and release the money to you as next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it because I don't want the money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed Bill.

The request of foreigner in this transaction is necessary because our late customer was a foreigner and a Senegalise cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. I have agreed that 30% of this money will be for you as foreigner partner in respect to the provision of a foreign account.10% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 60% would be for me, after which I shall visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.

Trusting to hear from you immediately.
Yours Sincerely,
Dr Mohammed Idris.

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Sunday, May 25, 2008

YOUR UGRENT REPLY NEEDED from joesphkarl4 joesphkarl4

FROM THE DESK OF:
MR.JOESPH KARL.
Cemac Bank of africa Plc.
(Bank For International Settlement)
Headquarters Complex Cotonou,
Republic Of Benin.
EMAIL: joesphkarl@yahoo.fr

MY DEAR GOOD & TRUSTED FRIEND.

MY NAME IS MR.JOESPH KARL.
Iam the head of Operations Cemac Bank of Africa Plc. Sometime in 1999, a certain man MR. EMMA WILLIAMS. brought a luggage marked family treasure to me for safe-keeping in our bank. I met the man in 1996 in America and he introduced himself as a SHIP CAPTAIN. We became intimate more when he realized my profession,there and then, he informed me about A consignment. However, I did not take it so serious not until he brought the box to my office and CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT issued to him.However,he saw me as someone trustworthy and decided to hand-over the document to me for safe-keeping. He left back to his country, though he is always on the Sea being a Sailor.
All our correspondence was through telephone.Our discussion stopped since Year 2000 when I called his telephone number, and behold someone else had bought over the telephone. the new subscriber told me that MR.EMMA WILLIAMS died along-side, his wife and only two children at the World Trade Centre during the BIN-LADEN bomb blast, in America. This news shocked me so much that MR.EMMA WILLIAMS did not leave any of his contact address or next of kin, and since then all plans to trace any of his relatives proved abortive. Honestly, I became confused, and resorted to informing my colleague in the office, who suggested that we should open the box a little to know the content proper. The box was carefully opened and GUESS WHAT? BILLS OF ONE HUNDRED UNITED STATE DOLLARS ($100 denomination).
I and my colleague agreed and secretly took the box out from the bank and deposited it with a SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN COTONOU, REPUBLIC OF BENIN as a photographic & film matrials as we dont want them to know the real content to avoid tamper or diverting it to another place.
We have concluded plans to invest the money total Eight Million United States Dollars $8M(USD) out of Cotonou, Republic Of Benin and required an assistance from a Would-be Trustworthy Over-Seas Partner who will help us receive & invest the money overseas. If you can assist
us, we can arrange and bring the money to your country by the help of Diplomats through diplomatic turnel, for investment in any profitable business you may advise. I and my colleague has agreed to give you 30% of the total sum. Be rest-assured that the transaction is 100% risk-free, legal and legitimate. all the arrangemnts has been finalised. SO your urgent response is highly needed. So that we cannot look for another person.

Sincerely yours.
MR.JOESPH KARL

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

CONTACT FEDEX FOR THE DELIVERY OF YOUR FAMILY VALUABLES from Mrs Kathrine Kone

This was sent as an attachment but it's showed up in my email as well and I didn't have to open the attachment. I would never open an attachment from an unknown source so luckily it was in the body of the email. The file was titled YOUR FAMILY VALUABLES.txt (2KB)



-----Inline Attachment Follows-----

Good day!

We have been waiting for you since to contact us for your Confirmable
Bank Draft of $1.5M United States Dollars which my husband kept for you
but we did not hear from you since that time.

Then I went to the bank to confirm if the draft has expired or getting
near to expire and Mr. Justin Sango the Director Bank of Africa told me
that before the draft will get to your hand that it will expire.

So I told him to cash the $1.5M US DOLLARS to cash payment to avoid
losing this funds under expiration as I will be out of the country for a 3
Months Course and I will not come back till end of august 2008.

What you have to do now is to contact the FedEx COURIER COMPANY as soon
as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because
of the expiring date.
For your information, I have paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance
premium. The only money you will send to the Courier Company to deliver
your Consignment direct to your postal Address in your country is
($185 USD) One Hundred & Eighty Five United States Dollars only being
Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far. I would have paid that
but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and
in case of demurrage.

You have to contact the FedEx COURIER COMPANY now for the delivery of
your Consignment with this information bellow;

Contact Person: Dr. Edward Sam

Email Address :(fedexexpress119@live.com)

Tel/FAX: 00229 9318 8227

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address and Direct
telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and
ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your
package over there and know when it will get to your address.

Note that this is their email address [fedexexpress119@live.com]

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this
mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security
Keeping fee of $185 US Dollars for their immediate action.

Note this. The FedEx COURIER SERVICE company don't know the contents of
the Box. I registered it as a BOX OF FAMILY VALUABLES. They did not
know the contents was money. this is to avoid them delaying with the BOX.
Don’t let them know that box contents money ok


Yours Faithfully
Dr. K.Kone

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Saturday, May 10, 2008

YOUR HSBC MASTER CARD PAYMENT IS READY from "info@unitedbankafrica.org" (info@unitedbankafrica.org)

UNITED BANK OF AFRICA
FOREIGN AND INTERNATIONAL
OPERATION DEPARTMENT
45 GARKI AVENUE ABUJA-NIGERIA

ATTENTION : BENEFICIARY

THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED
YOUR CONTRACT / INHERITANCE FILE AND DISCOVERED REASONS
WHY YOU ARE YET TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT. IT IS BECAUSE OF
IRREGULARITIES AND COMPLICATIONS DISCOVERED ON YOUR
PAYMENT FILE BY OUR TECHNICAL EXPERTS IN RESPECT TO YOUR
CONTRACT / INHERITANCE PAYMENT REQUIREMENTS WHICH HAVE
JUST BEEN DULY RATIFIED.

MEANWHILE, WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL
DEALING WITH IMPOSTORS AND NON RECOMMENDED OFFICIALS IN
THE BANK. SUCH ACTS MUST STOP FOR SECURITY REASONS IF YOU
WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT.

SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR
PROBLEMS,RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH
OUR HSBC MASTER CARD PAYMENT CENTER ( UNDER RESERVE BANK
OPERATION ACT 2005 ), THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION BY
OUR PRESIDENT ALAHAJI UMAR YAR'ADUA MUSA (GCFR) FEDERAL
REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.

BELOW IS THE ARRANGEMENTS :

THE HSBC MASTER CARD CENTRE WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU
WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY FROM ANY ATM MACHINE IN
ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS FIVE THOUSAND
DOLLARS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND THIS
WAY PLEASE DO LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE CARD PAYMENT
OFFICER ON EMAIL: okor_paul_atm811@sify.com


THIS HSBC MASTER CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE
OUT US $8.3 MILLION AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR
2008.

ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION, YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER
COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(s) TO
AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR ATM PAYMENT.

EMAIL ME BACK AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT
MESSAGE FOR FURTHER DIRECTION AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANY
DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE MENTIONED OFFICE.

ALSO RECONFIRM THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION TO SWIFT CARD
OFFICER:

1 YOUR FULL NAME
2 PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
3 YOUR AGE
4 ADDRESS WHERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE CARD


FOR YOUR INFORMATION YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER
COMMUNICATION WITH ANY UNAUTHORIZED OFFICER UNTIL YOU
RECEIVE THE ATM CARD.

NOTE: BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUE YOU OUR CODE
OF CONDUCT NUMBER WHICH IS (ATM-811) SO YOU HAVE TO
INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE ATM CARD PAYMENT
OFFICER.


BEST REGARDS

TONY ELUMELU
FOREIGN AND INTERNATIONAL OPERATION DEPARTMENT
UNITED BANK OF AFRICA.
DIRECT NO: +234-702-810-1288

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