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I receive so many of these scam spam letters that I decided to post my favorites here on Spammer Scammer. These are so funny and have so many problems with punctuation etc. You immediately know they are so FAKE. Well we all know they are fake but they are so funny. I think there should be a way to send viruses to the senders computers. Anyone know of a way?

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Contact FedEx Express With your mailling address from terryson Gazeta.pl

Why would Fed Ex use a yahoo email address??

Dear Friend,

I didnot hear from you since for your Confirmable check of $1.2m USD,
which i kept for I went and deposited it with FEDEX EXPRESS,
so contact them.
P.R.O: Dr.MARK WHITE
Email: fedex.express20@yahoo.fr
FAX: +229 93177122
I paid for the delivering Charges except their Security Keeping
Fee of $185 USD which they said no because they don't know
when you will contact them in case of demurrage.so you
are to pay the $185 as soon as you contact them.
Regards,
Mr terryson

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

CONTACT FEDEX FOR THE DELIVERY OF YOUR FAMILY VALUABLES from Mrs Kathrine Kone

This was sent as an attachment but it's showed up in my email as well and I didn't have to open the attachment. I would never open an attachment from an unknown source so luckily it was in the body of the email. The file was titled YOUR FAMILY VALUABLES.txt (2KB)



-----Inline Attachment Follows-----

Good day!

We have been waiting for you since to contact us for your Confirmable
Bank Draft of $1.5M United States Dollars which my husband kept for you
but we did not hear from you since that time.

Then I went to the bank to confirm if the draft has expired or getting
near to expire and Mr. Justin Sango the Director Bank of Africa told me
that before the draft will get to your hand that it will expire.

So I told him to cash the $1.5M US DOLLARS to cash payment to avoid
losing this funds under expiration as I will be out of the country for a 3
Months Course and I will not come back till end of august 2008.

What you have to do now is to contact the FedEx COURIER COMPANY as soon
as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because
of the expiring date.
For your information, I have paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance
premium. The only money you will send to the Courier Company to deliver
your Consignment direct to your postal Address in your country is
($185 USD) One Hundred & Eighty Five United States Dollars only being
Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far. I would have paid that
but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and
in case of demurrage.

You have to contact the FedEx COURIER COMPANY now for the delivery of
your Consignment with this information bellow;

Contact Person: Dr. Edward Sam

Email Address :(fedexexpress119@live.com)

Tel/FAX: 00229 9318 8227

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address and Direct
telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and
ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your
package over there and know when it will get to your address.

Note that this is their email address [fedexexpress119@live.com]

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this
mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security
Keeping fee of $185 US Dollars for their immediate action.

Note this. The FedEx COURIER SERVICE company don't know the contents of
the Box. I registered it as a BOX OF FAMILY VALUABLES. They did not
know the contents was money. this is to avoid them delaying with the BOX.
Don’t let them know that box contents money ok


Yours Faithfully
Dr. K.Kone

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Saturday, May 10, 2008

Good Day!! from edward chubby (edwardchubby3@ig.com.br)

Good Day!!

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable Bank Draft of $1.8 MILLION United States Dollars, but I did not hear from you since for a couple of weeks now.

Then I went to the bank to confirm if the draft has expired or getting near to expire and Dr.Wilson th Director Bank of Africa told me that before the draft will get to your hand that it will expire.

So I told him to cash the $1.8 MILLION USD UNITED STATES DOLLARS to cash payment to avoid losing this funds under expiration as I will be out out of the country for a 3 Months Course and I will not come back till ending of june 2008.

The money was now package in consignment box and was deposited with the FEDEX COURIER COMPANY BENIN , Cotonou, Benin Republic What you have to do now is to contact FEDEX COURIER COMPANY as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your Consignment to you ,For your information, I have paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance premium.

The only money you will send to the FEDEX COURIER COMPANY to deliver your Consignment direct to your postal Address in your country is ($155.00 US) United States Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $155.00 US Dollars.

I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage. You have to contact FEDEX COURIER COMPANY now for the delivery of your consignment with this information bellow;

Directors Name:DR. MARK OLISE
Companys Name:FEDEX COURIER COMPANY
Email:( infofedexcouriercomp@netcourrier.com )
Telephone number;+229 9391 1954

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your address.

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $155.00 US Dollars for their immediate action.

Note this. The FEDEX COURIER COMPANY don't know the contents of the Box. They did not know the contents was money. this is to avoid them delaying with the BOX. Don't let them know that box contents money ok.

I am waiting for your urgent response.
Yours Faithfully,
Mr.Edward Chubby,

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Monday, May 5, 2008

Here is the contact of the Un fedex Company World Wild bellow. from peterchike00 (peterchike00@yahoo.fr)

Hello My Dear,
I want to inform you that the fee for your Cheque Draft has been Paid last week because the manager of Eco Bank Benin told me that before the acheck will get to you it will expire.So i told him to cash the $950,000.00,all the necessary arrangement of delivering of the $950,000.00 in cash was made with FEDEX COMPANY WORLD WILD.Here is the contact of the Un fedex Company World Wild bellow.

ATTN: Mr JOSEPH UGO.
EMAIL: fedexexpersshomedelivery01@yahoo.fr
Tellphone Number +22997814835

Please send them your contacts information to enable them locate you immediately they arrived in your country with your BOX. This the information they need from in order to delivery your box to your address.

1.YOUR FULL NAME... ........... ...
2.YOUR HOME ADDRESS ...
3 YOUR CURRENT HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER.....
4.YOUR CURRENT OFFICE TELEPHONE............... .
5.A COPY OF YOUR PICTURE...............

Please make sure you send this needed info’s to the Director general Un Fedex Company world wild in Benin Mr JOSEPH UGO.with the address given to you.Note. The fedex company here don't know the contents of the Box. I registered it as a dameges of jeans returning to the retaler.They don't know it contents money to avoid them delaying with the Box.Please don't let them know the Box it's contents money. I am waiting for your urgent response. Meanwhile the only fee you have to pay them is $320 USD they will use to obtain insurance certificate and claims of affadvite that will prove the box that consist total sum
of $320 belong to you be rest assure that all other fees have been paid by me.I am waiting for your urgent response.

Thanks
peterchike00




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