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I receive so many of these scam spam letters that I decided to post my favorites here on Spammer Scammer. These are so funny and have so many problems with punctuation etc. You immediately know they are so FAKE. Well we all know they are fake but they are so funny. I think there should be a way to send viruses to the senders computers. Anyone know of a way?

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

I AM MUCH DELIGHTED MY DEAR. from Mr Gregg Norton

My Dear Friend,

You might find it so difficult to remember me. Though, it is
indeed, a very long time. On my singular, I am much delighted and
privileged to contact you again, after couple of years now. It takes
fate, courage and God's fearing to remember old friends and at the same
time, to show gratification to them, despite circumstances that made
things, not worked out as we projected then.

I take this liberty to inform you that, the transaction we were
pursing together, finally worked out by God's infinite mercy and I
decided to contact you, just to let you know. You are advised to stop
any further communication with your local representative(s) any
officials (s) department whom may call you or email concerning the
check draft what sum of Ђ1,000.000.00, accept DR. Benjamin KEREKU
Chief Accountant ING BANK Benin Republic

Your are advise not to accept any fax or telephone calls that does
not come from him Because he is the only person I left the order how to
deliver the check draft to you, and you may call him immediately you
received this message for more information through the instruction I
left, I have conscience as a human being, due to your tremendous
effort and contribution to make things work out in retrospect.

Meanwhile, I must inform you that, I am presently in Japan , for
numerous business negotiations and establishment.

I just arrived yesterday night and checked inn, in a hotel and decided
to go down to the hotel business centre to mail you. Now, with my
sincere heart, I have raised and signed an International Cashier's Bank
Draft, to the Sum of Ђ1.000.000.00 (ONE MILLION EURO) only in your name
as a COMPENSATION to your dedication, humanity and contribution, as it
were.

Contact him now, his Name is DR. Benjamin KEREKU (Chief accountant ING
Bank Benin Republic) on his E-mail: benkereku_dr@yahoo.fr

You are to forward to him, the following
1. YOUR FULL NAME & ADDRESS
2. YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER

He will advise you further about the shipment of the ICBD to your
Residence Address or Office Address you may provide. Feel free to
reach him via this very mail address: benkereku_dr@yahoo.fr

Most importantly, the ICBD has only validity period of 60 banking
days. So, your early response to that effect, shall be admired. You
have to mind the days on route shipment.

Sincerely Yours,
Mr Gregg Norton

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Sunday, June 8, 2008

[ No Subject ]from Yahoo/Msn Lottery Games

Yahoo/Msn Lottery
Incorporation
Baley House, Har Road
Sutton, Greater London SM1 4te
United Kingdom.

This is to inform you that you have won a prize
money of Five hundred thousand, Great Britain
Pound Sterlings(£500,000.00) for this month
2008 Lottery promotion which is organized by
YAHOO/MSN LOTTERY INC & WINDOWS LIVE.

YAHOO/MSN & MICROSOFT WINDOWS,
collects all the email addresses of the people
that are active online, among the millions that
subscribed to the internet,we only select five
people every Month as our winners through
electronic balloting System without the winner
applying,we congratulate you for being one of
the people selected.

You are to contact the events manager on
or before your date of Claim, Winners Shall be
paid in accordance with his/her Settlement
Centre.

Yahoo/Msn Lottery Prize must be claimed no
later than 20 days from date of Draw Notification
after the Draw date in which Prize has won. Any
prize not claimed within this period will be
forfeited.

These are your identification numbers:

Batch number....................YM 09102XN
Reff number.......................YM35447XN
Winning number...................YM09788

These numbers fall within your Location file,
you are requested to contact the events
manager, send your winning identification
numbers to him,to enable him verify your
claims.How ever you will have to fill and submit
this form to the events manager for verification
& direction on how you can claim your winning
fund.

1. Full name..............
2. Contact Address........
3. Age...................
4. Telephone Number.......
5. Marital Status.........
6. Sex....................
7. Zip Code..............
8. Occupation.............
9. Company...............
11.State:.................
12.Country...............
13.Nationality............
14. Your Reference and Batch number at the
top of this mail:

(CONTACT EVENTS MANAGER)
Name: MR. KANEY VANSEY
E-mail: mr.kaney_vansey112@hotmail.com
TEL: +44-702-4022-111

Thank you and Accept my hearty
congratulations once again!

Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Marcelino Hull
(Yahoo/Msn Lottery Games/Lottery Coordinator).

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