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I receive so many of these scam spam letters that I decided to post my favorites here on Spammer Scammer. These are so funny and have so many problems with punctuation etc. You immediately know they are so FAKE. Well we all know they are fake but they are so funny. I think there should be a way to send viruses to the senders computers. Anyone know of a way?

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Location: San Francisco, California, United States

Sunday, June 1, 2008

THANKS FOR YOUR PAST EFFORT. from adame eze

Dear Good Friend,

I am very happy to inform you about my success in getting that fund transfer which i will never forget your efort in helping me then. Now, I want you to contact Mr. Mike Philip on his private mail box and ask him to send you the total sum of (US$1,500.000.00)in a international certified bank draft i issued with your name from my (Diamond Bank international Account) cashable at any where around the world which I kept for the compensation of your past help to me. Therefore feel free and communicate with him immediately on his contact details bellow:

Name:Mike Philip
Email: philip_mike1999@yahoo.fr

Also reconfirm your current information to enable him ship your bank draft to you without further delay as I instructed him, Send the bellow details to him:

1.Your Full Name
2.Current Address
3.Office/Mobile Tel

Or if you prefer dirrect bank to bank transfer to your account, then send him bellow details:

Your Account Name
Bank name
Bank Address

Please make sure you confirm to him in full to avoid mistakes as I have instructed him to make sure it get to you without any delay.

Best regards,
Dr. Adame Eze

(New Investment Project)
THANKS FOR YOUR PAST EFFORT.

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AFFORDABLE LOAN AT 3% INTEREST RATE.....................APPLY NOW!!! from JOHNSON FINANCE LOAN AGENCY

Dear Sir/Madam

We Offer Private, Commercial and Personal Loans with very Minimal annual
Interest Rates as Low as 3% within a 1year to 50 years repayment duration
period to any part of the world. We give out loans within the range of
$5,000
to $100,000,000 USD. Our loans are well insured for maximum security is our
priority.

Interested Persons should contact me via E-mail

Lender's Name: Johnson Smith
Lender's Email: mr.johnsonloanlender@live.com

BORROWERS INFORMATION
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Best Regards
Johnson Smith

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SINCERE COMPENSATION from "Mrs.Mariam@ams12.chi.affinity.com"

Dear good friend ,

I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds
transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from Luxembourg.
Presently I'm in Luxembourg for investment projects with my own share of
the total sum. Meanwhile, I didn't forget your past efforts and attempts
to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us some
how.

Now contact my secretary, his name is Emeka Luke,
Email(emekaluke@live.com ) ask him to send you the international cashier's
Bank Draft I raised in your name worth $2,000,000.00USD ($2M) as a
compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this
matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time very much, so feel free
and get in touched with my secretary and instruct him where to send the
Draft to.

Please, contact NOW, my confidential secretary,
Mr Emeka Luke, E-mail : (emekaluke@live.com)

You are to forward to him, the following:
1. YOUR FULL NAME & ADDRESS
2. YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER (If necessary)

He will advise you further about the shipment of the ICBD to your
Residence Address or Office Address you may provide. Feel free to reach
him via this very mail address. Most importantly, the ICBD has only
validity period of 12 banking days.

Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the
joy after all the sufferings at that time. In the moment, I am very busy
here because of the investment projects which me and the new partner are
having at hand.

Finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to the secretary on
your behalf, so feel free to get in touch with him and he will send the
Draft to you without any delay.

With best regards,

Mrs. Mariam Abacha

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