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I receive so many of these scam spam letters that I decided to post my favorites here on Spammer Scammer. These are so funny and have so many problems with punctuation etc. You immediately know they are so FAKE. Well we all know they are fake but they are so funny. I think there should be a way to send viruses to the senders computers. Anyone know of a way?

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Contact my secretary from donatus uba

Contact my secretary from donatus uba

Dear Friend,

I didnot forgot your past effort and attemps to assist me, now I'm happy to inform you that i have suceeded ingetting those funds transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from Brizil.


Now Contact my secretary ask him for($800.000.00 united state dollare cashier cheque for your compensation his,name is Mr Ezudu Ume, And his e-mailaddress(ezudu_ume01@yahoo.fr) make shull you send him all this information below for easy delivery of the cheque to your.


(1) FULL NAME .................
(2) ADDRESS ...................
(3) COUNTRY ...................
(4) PRIVATE TEL ...............


Yours Faithfully
Mr Donatus Uba

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Take into account Inexpensive Phàramcy - very big dicsounts from Trenton

Take into account Inexpensive Phàramcy - very big dicsounts from Trenton


Sleepless nights won’t bother you anymore Pay less and get everything in time No need to worry any more, all your information is kept in secrecy

http://greatdanceschool.info

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From Mr Rich Orgaranya from Rich Orgaranya

From Mr Rich Orgaranya from Rich Orgaranya

Wow! There's murder involved, OMG!! Shocking.

From Mr Rich Orgaranya
Abidjan Republic of Cote D'Ivoire.West Africa

Dear ,

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship
with you, I got your contact from your country directory, please i need a
trust-worthy person that will help me to transfer this money

I am Rich Orgaranya, the only Son of late Mr and Mrs Bawam Orgaranya. My
father was a very wealthy Gold Merchant in Monrovia the Gold Capital of
republic of Liberia all in west africa my father was poisoned by his
business associates while my mother died when i am little and my father
took me so special because I am his only son.

Before the death of my father on 14th September 2006 in a hospital here in
Cote D'ivoire, he secretly called me and told me that he has the sum of(USD
$15 MILLION FIFTEEN MILLION U.S DOLLARS )which he deposited in a bank here
in Cote D'ivoire.

He also made me understand that it was because of this money he was
poisoned by his business associates while on a business trip with them and
he instructed me to look for a foreign partner who will help me transfer
this money out of this Cote Divoire and invest it for me, my purpose of
contacting you is for you to help transfer this money to your country
before this people who kill my father will kill me too

I'm now hiding in a local place here and I will compensate you with 20% of
this money if you help me to transfer the money to your account l hope you
will not betray the trust i have on you because this money is my only hope
in this life and you will also help me to come over to your country to
continue my education while you will invest my own share of the money for
me.

I can assure you there is No Risk involve the money is an inheritance from
my late father .

I am waiting to hear from you

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Inheritance Fund from James Dale.

Inheritance Fund from James Dale.

Good Day,

I am James Dale the chief Auditor in a commercial Bank, in the process of auditing our bank accounts this quarter, I and one of my colleagues recently discovered that there is a dormant account valued at the sum (Ten Million British Pound Sterling) and after due verification of this account we discovered that the account owner is late and that is why the account has been dormant and as such a (Ten Million British Pound Sterling) has been lying in the bank unclaimed.

The idea of presenting a foreigner to act as his next of kin came into our mind, as you know the said deceased is a foreigner as well. Hence, that is how and why we have contacted you to present you as his next of kin, so that the Ј10,000,000.00 will be paid to you and we can both disburse the fund according to the percentage we will agree upon.

In view of this, I am seeking for your co-operation and understanding to stand as the next of kin to our deceased customer, to enable us claim the fund from my bank. Hence, if this proposal is OK by you and you do not wish to take undue advantage of my trust, then I hope to bestow on you. Please kindly get back to me immediately only through my personal contact email; jj.dale@live.com

On getting your response, we shall agree on the percentage ratio on which we shall disburse the (Ten Million British Pound Sterling) between us, as we intend to invest part of our own share in real estate or any lucrative business in your country, and we would appreciate if you can put us in the right part where we can invest our own share in your country. I will not contact any person or company until I hear from you, so as to enable me decides on what to do next.

Be rest assured that this business is 100% risk free.

We wait for your prompt response.
Private Email: jj.dale@live.com

Best Regards,
James Dale.

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NOW CONTACT MY SECRETARY from eze2 charls

NOW CONTACT MY SECRETARY from eze2 charls

Wow if I was scamming I would make sure that I added 'D' on the ear!!

ear Friend,

I wish to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from Japan. Now I am in Japan for investment projects with my partner. Therefore contact my secretary in Cotonou Benin Republic his name is;

MR.FIDELIX EGWE
Email:fidelix_egwe124@yahoo.com


He will send you a CERTIFIED BANK CHECK of ($800.000.00 ) compensation which I kept for all the past efforts and attempts you made to assist me in that transaction. Most
importantly, send to him your current Contact Address and your Telephone Numbers to enable him send you the consignment box without delay.

Please let me know immediately you receive it so that I can share the joy with you.

Thanks and God bless you.
Mr CHARLS EZE

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RE:SOS FROM ZIMBABWE URGENT REPLY NEEDED from john moyo

RE:SOS FROM ZIMBABWE URGENT REPLY NEEDED from john moyo

With Compliments From
Mr John Moyo
LIBERTY BLD,2nd Floor
Germiston,Johannesburg 4180,
Republic Of South Africa
Tel: +27 73 951 9999
Fax: +27 86 603 9794
Email jmoyo01@webmail.co.za

Dear Sir/Madam,

See Attached for your Perusal a valuable information about the political uprisings in Zimbabwe as a result evil dictatorship of the president Mr-Robert Mugagbe


Looking forward to your fervent response and consideration.




Regards


Mr. J. Moyo
Tel: +27 73 951 9999
Fax: +27 86 603 9794
Email jmoyo01@webmail.co.za

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Contact FedEx Express With your mailling address from terryson Gazeta.pl

Why would Fed Ex use a yahoo email address??

Dear Friend,

I didnot hear from you since for your Confirmable check of $1.2m USD,
which i kept for I went and deposited it with FEDEX EXPRESS,
so contact them.
P.R.O: Dr.MARK WHITE
Email: fedex.express20@yahoo.fr
FAX: +229 93177122
I paid for the delivering Charges except their Security Keeping
Fee of $185 USD which they said no because they don't know
when you will contact them in case of demurrage.so you
are to pay the $185 as soon as you contact them.
Regards,
Mr terryson

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Please Contact Them Immediately from james mrdavid

Please Contact Them Immediately from james mrdavid

What the f**k ... these scams are all from Benin Republic now??

Attention; Please!
I have been waiting for you since regards your Bank draft of $2.5million Usd) but i did not hear from you since that time. So I decided to convert the it into ATM CARD to avoid expiry then have it delivered to your through Fedex Express Courier Company here.

I suceeded in registering the ATM CARD with Fedex Express Courier Company to make sure it will be among of the parcel they will deliver this week or next week monday.

What you have to do is to contact them with their information below;

Contact Person; Mr Anthony Pius
The Diractor of Fedex.
Express Courier Company
Benin Republic West
Africa,
E-mail;(fcourierservices@live.com )

I paid all the chargs except their delivery charges of $155 which they said that beneficiary should pay to ensure them the parcel is going direct to the owner to avoid sending it to wrong person.Please contacting them as much as possible.

Best Regards .
Mr David Akajiugo Office.

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CONTACT MY SECRETEAY from anthonyeziegbo103 Gazeta.pl

Ok, if you're going to fu**ing scam me at least spell secretary right!

CONTACT MY SECRETEAY from anthonyeziegbo103 Gazeta.pl

DEAREST FRIEND,

I AM BARRISTER Kika Henry AND I AM VERY HAPPY TO INFORM YOU ABOUT MY SUCCESS IN GETTINGTHAT FUND TRANSFERED.
NOW I WANT YOU TO CONTACT MY SECRETEAY ON THE INFORMATION BELOW AND RECEIVE YOUR COMPENSATION OF

$1,200,000.00 FROM HIM: NAME....Joseph Ulom
EMAIL: ( joseph_ulom702@yahoo.fr )

SEND HIM THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION TO PROVE YOURSELF TO HIM:

YOUR FULL NAME;...............................
YOUR ADDRESS:.................................
YOUR COUNTRY:.................................
YOUR AGE:.........................................
YOUR OCCUPATION:.................................
YOUR PHONE NUMBER:.............................

NAME Joseph Ulom
EMAIL: ( joseph_ulom702@yahoo.fr )

REGARDS,
BARRISTER Anthony Eziegbo

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NOW CONTACT UPS FOR YOUR PACKAGE from willianmark10 Gazeta.pl

Dear Friend, Greetings!

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable Bank Draft worth of (usd $2.500.000.00)TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED DOLLARS which my boss left with me before he travelled out,but I did not hear from you since that time. Then with the help of a friend who is a bank manager I cashed the money and deposited it as a BOX containing African clothes with UNITED STATED PARCELCOURIER COMPANY, Cotonou, Benin Republic.
What you have to do now is to contact the UNITED STATED PARCELCOURIER COMPANY as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you. For your information, I have paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the package.

The only money you will send to the Courier & Security Company to deliver your package direct to your postal Address in your country is ($125.00 US) ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE UNITED DOLLARS ONLY, being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far. Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $125.00 US Dollars. I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage.
You have to contact the UNITED STATED PARCELCOURIER COMPANY now for the delivery of your package with this information bellow;

Contact Person: DR. JOSEPH DIKE
Telephone:+229 9303 7800
Email Address: ups_deliveringcompany01@yahoo.fr

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm the following infomation to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your address.The infomations are;
1.YOUR FULL NAME;
2.YOUR AGE;
3.HOUSE/OFFICE ADDRESS
4.HOUSE / OFFICE PHONE NOS
5.A COPY OF YOUR PICT FOR IDDENTIFICATION Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $125.00 US Dollars for their immediate action.Do let me know immediately you recieves your package. Yours Faithfully,
MR WILLIAN MARK

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CONTACT FEDEX DELIVER SHIPPING OFFICE NOW from JAMES WILLIAM

CONTACT FEDEX DELIVER SHIPPING OFFICE NOW from JAMES WILLIAM

I mean come on?? These things have been exposed do they actually work anymore??

Atten:Dear Friend,

Hope you enjoyed your easter holly days well with your family, I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable Bank Draft worth of (usd $800.000.00) EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED DOLLARS which my boss left with me before he travelled out,but I did not hear from you since that time. Then with the help of a friend who is a bank manager I cashed the money and deposited it as a BOX containing antique with FEDEX DELIVER SHIPPING COURIER, Cotonou, Benin Republic.

What you have to do now is to contact the Fedex Deliver office here as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you. For your information, I have paid the shipping fee, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the package.

The only money you will send to Fedex Deliver office here to deliver your package direct to your postal Address in your country is (US$150.00) ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY UNITED DOLLARS ONLY, being Security keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far. Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $150.00 US Dollars. I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage. You have to contact FEDEX DELIVER SHIPPING OFFICE here now for the delivery of your package with this information bellow:

Contact Person: Mr Nnamudi Malu
Telephone:+229-93-18-76-66
Email Address:(ffedexdelivercompany@excite.fr)

Forthermore, make sure that you reconfirm the following infomation again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your address.

The infomations are:
1)Your Full Receiver Name:
2)Current House/ Office Address:
3)House/ Mobile Telephone:
4)Scan Copy Of Your Passport For Identification:

Contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and as it has been some days now I registered your package with them also remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $150.00 US Dollars for their immediate action.

Do let me know immediately you recieves your sealed box fund.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr James Williams

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