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I receive so many of these scam spam letters that I decided to post my favorites here on Spammer Scammer. These are so funny and have so many problems with punctuation etc. You immediately know they are so FAKE. Well we all know they are fake but they are so funny. I think there should be a way to send viruses to the senders computers. Anyone know of a way?

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Sunday, May 25, 2008

RECEIVE YOUR MONEY FROM HSBC BANK LONDON, STOP THOSE ILLEGAL BANKS. from HSBC BANK LONDON

HSBC's world headquartersLONDON:
HEAD QUARTER BRITISH
BANK HEAD QUARTER
BRITISH BOX 1126 LONDON
PHONE : 44-7031860769
PHONE: 44-7031860816
PHONE : 44-7045716939
PHONE:447045716933.

Reply me here > dave.auditor@hotmail.com


ATTN SIR

Let me inform you that The HSBC BANK London have already receive your Transfer
Money from Central Bank of west Africa from the official central bank been a
genuine central bank that want your favor and progress of you in the manner to
transfer your Fund about USD,15M.500, 000, 00. Fifteen million Five hundred
Thousand Dollars.

let me brought to your attention that the Central Bank of west Africa is
already directed us to inform you that The Hsbc bank London was in position to
Transfer your fund in any of our Transfer arrangement base on the time we
receive your reply.

Before I procceed I will like to introduce my humble self to you,I am Dr
HARRISON MCCQUEENEY From Hsbc Bank London, my position is Transfer
Telegraphic Officer from HSBC BANK London.

As a matter of fact The Hsbc Bank London want to transfer
your fund to any of your oversea bank account as Transfer fund was
USD,15M.500,000.00 USD) Fifteen Million Five Hundred Thousand United States
Dollars) which HSBC BANK London receive from Central Bank of west Africa in
respect to Transfer in your favor as the original owner of the fund.

Let me advice you to present to us any of your actively bank account that
should be capable and fit to receive your fund of USD15M,000,000,00 fifteen
million five hundred dollars without further delay and immediately you receive
this Transfer Fund I shall make a trip to your country for you to compensate
us.
mean while you will remain honesty to me until the end of the final transfer
of your fund and you shall believe in God that you will never let us down in
the future.

I shall explain to you that in one of our periodical auditing we recovere a
dormant account that hold balance of USD,15M.500,000.00 USD) Fifteen Million
Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars at HSBC BANK London as your
personal fund While no body was operating in this account That is why we
Decided to contact you for the Transfer of the said amount of (USD,
15M,500,000.000.00 USD) as your personal fund.

bear in mind that after the transfer of your fund i will Travel meet you face
to face in your Country to share Joy Together and for you to compensate us as
job well done.

what HSBC BANK London Want from you now as urgent is:

1 ) Your Bank Account, include your bank name.
2 ) Your personal phone and fax.
3 ) the name of your Agent in Your bank if at all you have Agent but if
not,dont worry.
4 ) The Affidavit of Claim from central bank of west Africa to attach in your
file before we shall Transfer your Fundto your choice.

treat as most confidential matter to avoid those bad eggs of the world not to
recover your contact / your companies name because they are not honest.

call me in London united kingdom for oral discussion:
PHONE : 44-7031860769
PHONE: 44-7031860816.

reply me in this email address:
accessatmrobert@gmail.com
dave.auditor@hotmail.com

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

From Mr Rich Orgaranya from Rich Orgaranya

From Mr Rich Orgaranya from Rich Orgaranya

Wow! There's murder involved, OMG!! Shocking.

From Mr Rich Orgaranya
Abidjan Republic of Cote D'Ivoire.West Africa

Dear ,

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship
with you, I got your contact from your country directory, please i need a
trust-worthy person that will help me to transfer this money

I am Rich Orgaranya, the only Son of late Mr and Mrs Bawam Orgaranya. My
father was a very wealthy Gold Merchant in Monrovia the Gold Capital of
republic of Liberia all in west africa my father was poisoned by his
business associates while my mother died when i am little and my father
took me so special because I am his only son.

Before the death of my father on 14th September 2006 in a hospital here in
Cote D'ivoire, he secretly called me and told me that he has the sum of(USD
$15 MILLION FIFTEEN MILLION U.S DOLLARS )which he deposited in a bank here
in Cote D'ivoire.

He also made me understand that it was because of this money he was
poisoned by his business associates while on a business trip with them and
he instructed me to look for a foreign partner who will help me transfer
this money out of this Cote Divoire and invest it for me, my purpose of
contacting you is for you to help transfer this money to your country
before this people who kill my father will kill me too

I'm now hiding in a local place here and I will compensate you with 20% of
this money if you help me to transfer the money to your account l hope you
will not betray the trust i have on you because this money is my only hope
in this life and you will also help me to come over to your country to
continue my education while you will invest my own share of the money for
me.

I can assure you there is No Risk involve the money is an inheritance from
my late father .

I am waiting to hear from you

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