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Sunday, May 25, 2008

Kind Attn: Beneficiary with African and European Countries from pharelljones

THE UNITED NATIONS ORGANISATION
In Conjunction with the International Monetary Fund
OHCHR, Dalais Wilson, CH 1211 Geneva 10,Switzerland
Senior Human Rights Officer and international payment department

Kind Attn: Beneficiary with African and European Countries

IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT WITH AFRICAN AND EUROPEAN COUNTRIES

Sequel to the meeting we have with all the African country leaders regards to all the payment been owed by the Africa and Europe continents, the Chairman African Union (AU) with that of European Union (EU) have made it known to all the beneficiaries been owed by African and European countries via contract, inheritance, Lottery Winners, during There recent interview with British broadcasting co-operation (BBC) that all the debt been owed by the African and European countries should be paid to them via EU / AU account with the supervision of the International Monetary Fund Unit London UK, which you happened to be one of them.

You are advice to stop any further communication with anybdy and contact this office, The International Monetary Fund Unit London UK which the officer in-charge is
Mr. Anthony G. Leach
Email: unitednationorga@europemail.com
Tel +44 702 4099344
Fax: +44 870 9134316,
Your above fund has been deposited in your account stated below which was submitted to this office by your representative.
Some petitions we received made it known to us that some beneficiaries have loose all they have achieve in the life time due to the way African and European countries are asking them to pay one charge or the other in regards of their payment.

Be inform that your payment has been transfer into your account provided by your representative Mrs. Susan Wang below.

HSBC NINBO BRANCH CHINA
ACCOUNT NO 90887224091149
ACCOUNT NAME SUSAN WANG
ROUTING NO 64585783
SWIFT CODE: HSBC166349XT

Please contact Mr. Anthony G. Leach immediately for the collection of your International Transfer Payment Advice (Payment Slip Or Telex Copy) to enable you confirm your payment in your account without further delay, he is the only authorized officer in International monitoring fund unit London UK to handle and witness your payment, any other further communication you have out side his office is at your own risk, and you are advice to stop making any further payment to any one without Mr Anthony G. Leach notice because he is the only authorize officer with International Monetary Fund unit London UK via African Union (AU) reserve account under united nations payment gazette .
We apologies to you and your company or family for what it might has cost you in the past without receiving your payment upon the charges and taxes you have paid before.
Get back to us immediately you confirmed your payment in your account to enable us close your payment file with us.
Best regards
Pharell Jones,

Senior Human Rights Officer united nations Switzerlan
Email:uonf@mailpanda.com

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YOU HAVE WON!!! from THE NATIONAL UK LOTTERY

THE NATIONAL UK LOTTERY
12 BRIDGE STREET,
STAINES MIDDLESEX
TW18 4TP UK .
www.national-lottery.co.uk

Attention: Dear Winner

We are pleased to inform you that as a result of our recent lottery draw
held on the 18th of May 2008. Your email address attached to ticket number
807239536 with serial number 752-862 draw lucky ball numbers
11-13-26-34-44-48-02 which consequently won the 1st category for a lump
sum pay out of Four Million Pounds (4,000,000. 00 GBP) which is
approximately $7.5 Million USD

Note that all participants in this lottery program have been selected
randomly through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 companies
and 30,000 individual email addresses from all search engine and website
(www). No tickets were sold. This lottery award program takes place every
year and is promoted and sponsored by eminent personalities like the
Sultan of Brunei, Bill Gates of Microsoft inc. and other Corporate
Organizations. This is to encourage the use of the internet worldwide.

Your prize award has been issued with your e-mail address and will be
transferred to you upon meeting our requirements, statutory obligations
and satisfactory report.

For security purpose and clarity, we advise that you keep your winning
information strictly confidential until your claims have been processed
and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to
avoid making wrong payment and unwarranted abuse of this program by some
participants.

To file in for the processing of your prize winning, you are requested to
contact our payment office here in London to assist you with your winnings
prize.

Below is the contact information of the payment office here in London .

Head of Department: Mr. Williams Wilcox
Email: williamswilcox08@sify.com
Tel: (+44) 702 4087 442

Note, all winning must be claimed not later than two weeks after the date
of this notice. To avoid delay in claiming your winning fund, you are
therefore advised to contact your fiduciary agent Mr. Williams Wilcox
whose information is above for the facilitating of your big fat win.

Please note: in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications,
remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all
correspondence.

Furthermore, should there be any change of address, kindly inform our
payment Dept. as soon as possible.

Congratulations once more and thank you for being part of our program.

Yours Sincerely,
Mr. George Peterson.
Public Relations Officer (P R O)

If any one is Interested I have been Involved with 2 really real paying
investment sites, email me and I will send you the links - I have with
drawn and re-invested to both and received my money promptly, and without
any problems.

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hello from Capital Investment

CAPITAL LOAN INVESTMENT
LIMITED SANDPIPER HOUSE
37-39 QUEEN ELIZABETH STREET
LONDON ENGLAND
E-mail: capital_loan17@yahoo.com.hk
CONTACT PERSON: WALTER ROMAN
TEL: +447045713375

Hello,

My Greetings to you in the name of the lord,
I am Mr Walter Roman of capital investment Loan Company. I am government approved and certified lenders ,we offer loans to individual that are in need of financial assistance for business purposes.If you know that you are in need of your loan today while not contact Mr walter roman for your easy loan without any stress for you to go through.Below are the category of loans that we offer so if you know that you are fully interested just contact NOTE:This offer is a blessed and open offer for all. capital_loan17@yahoo.com.hk
We offer the following loans category;

* Personal Loan
* Business Loan
* Home equity Loan
* Debt Consolidation Loan

Fill below if you are interested in our offer;

1)Full Name:...................................................
2)Country:.......................................................
3)Address:.......................................................
4)State:............................................................
5)Sex:..............................................................
6)Marital Status:................................................
7)Occupation:....................................................
8)Phone Number:...............................................
9)Currently position in place of work:....................
10)Monthly income:............................................
11)Loan Amount Needed:....................................
12)Loan Duration:................................................
13)Purpose of Loan:............................................
14)Ages:.............................................................
15)Religion:............... .........................................


Contact our loan officer Mr. WALTER ROMAN inquiries;
Email :capital_loan17@yahoo.com.hk

Compose Email:
capital_loan17@yahoo.com.hk
Add to Contacts

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RECEIVE YOUR MONEY FROM HSBC BANK LONDON, STOP THOSE ILLEGAL BANKS. from HSBC BANK LONDON

HSBC's world headquartersLONDON:
HEAD QUARTER BRITISH
BANK HEAD QUARTER
BRITISH BOX 1126 LONDON
PHONE : 44-7031860769
PHONE: 44-7031860816
PHONE : 44-7045716939
PHONE:447045716933.

Reply me here > dave.auditor@hotmail.com


ATTN SIR

Let me inform you that The HSBC BANK London have already receive your Transfer
Money from Central Bank of west Africa from the official central bank been a
genuine central bank that want your favor and progress of you in the manner to
transfer your Fund about USD,15M.500, 000, 00. Fifteen million Five hundred
Thousand Dollars.

let me brought to your attention that the Central Bank of west Africa is
already directed us to inform you that The Hsbc bank London was in position to
Transfer your fund in any of our Transfer arrangement base on the time we
receive your reply.

Before I procceed I will like to introduce my humble self to you,I am Dr
HARRISON MCCQUEENEY From Hsbc Bank London, my position is Transfer
Telegraphic Officer from HSBC BANK London.

As a matter of fact The Hsbc Bank London want to transfer
your fund to any of your oversea bank account as Transfer fund was
USD,15M.500,000.00 USD) Fifteen Million Five Hundred Thousand United States
Dollars) which HSBC BANK London receive from Central Bank of west Africa in
respect to Transfer in your favor as the original owner of the fund.

Let me advice you to present to us any of your actively bank account that
should be capable and fit to receive your fund of USD15M,000,000,00 fifteen
million five hundred dollars without further delay and immediately you receive
this Transfer Fund I shall make a trip to your country for you to compensate
us.
mean while you will remain honesty to me until the end of the final transfer
of your fund and you shall believe in God that you will never let us down in
the future.

I shall explain to you that in one of our periodical auditing we recovere a
dormant account that hold balance of USD,15M.500,000.00 USD) Fifteen Million
Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars at HSBC BANK London as your
personal fund While no body was operating in this account That is why we
Decided to contact you for the Transfer of the said amount of (USD,
15M,500,000.000.00 USD) as your personal fund.

bear in mind that after the transfer of your fund i will Travel meet you face
to face in your Country to share Joy Together and for you to compensate us as
job well done.

what HSBC BANK London Want from you now as urgent is:

1 ) Your Bank Account, include your bank name.
2 ) Your personal phone and fax.
3 ) the name of your Agent in Your bank if at all you have Agent but if
not,dont worry.
4 ) The Affidavit of Claim from central bank of west Africa to attach in your
file before we shall Transfer your Fundto your choice.

treat as most confidential matter to avoid those bad eggs of the world not to
recover your contact / your companies name because they are not honest.

call me in London united kingdom for oral discussion:
PHONE : 44-7031860769
PHONE: 44-7031860816.

reply me in this email address:
accessatmrobert@gmail.com
dave.auditor@hotmail.com

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Tuesday, May 6, 2008

hello from Walter Roman (hayes.tracy.lee@bigpond.com)

CAPITAL LOAN INVESTMENT
LIMITED SANDPIPER HOUSE
37-39 QUEEN ELIZABETH STREET
LONDON ENGLAND
E-mail: capital_investment_loans@yahoo.com.hk
CONTACT PERSON: WALTER ROMAN
TEL: +447045713375

Hello,

My Greetings to you in the name of the lord,

I am Mr Walter Roman of capital investment Loan Company. I am government approved and certified lenders ,we offer loans to individual that are in need of financial assistance for business purposes.If you know that you are in need of your loan today while not contact Mr walter roman for your easy loan without any stress for you to go through.Below are the category of loans that we offer so if you know that you are fully interested just contact. NOTE:This offer is a blessed and open offer for all. capital_investment_loans@yahoo.com.hk
We offer the following loans category;

* Personal Loan
* Business Loan
* Home equity Loan
* Debt Consolidation Loan

Fill below if you are interested in our offer;

(1) Full Names........................
(2) Contact/Mailing Address...........
(3) State/Country.....................
(4)amount needed as loan).............
(5) loan duration.....................
(6)occupation)........................
(7) phone number......................
Contact our loan officer Mr. WALTER ROMAN inquiries;
Email :capital_investment_loans@yahoo.com.hk

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Monday, May 5, 2008

From Edward Charles. (edwardcharles@orange.net)

From Edward Charles.
PO Box 10720
217 Strand
London WC2R 1AP

My Request.

I Have a very important request that make me to contact you; I am Edward Charles, I found Your profile very interesting and decided to reach you directly to solicit your assistance and Guidelines in making a business investment and transfer of (壉12.5M GBP) to your country within the Next few days.

I presently work as a senior Accounts Director, Offshore Mortgage & Services with Natwest Bank Plc, London. But at this moment, I am constrained to issue more details about this profitable Business investment until I get your response by mail.

This transaction is totally free of risk and troubles as the fund is legitimate and does not originate from drug, money laundry, terrorism or any other illegal act, funds will be released to you after necessary processes have been followed.

Please take out a moment of your very busy Schedule today to respond back if you are interested; please send your direct
telephone numbers through this email (e_charles01@yahoo.co.uk) for an initial confidential communication. I wish for utmost
confidentiality in handling this transaction.

Awaiting your reply,
Mr.Edward Charles
Snr. Accounts Director.

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