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Sunday, May 25, 2008

Kind Attn: Beneficiary with African and European Countries from pharelljones

THE UNITED NATIONS ORGANISATION
In Conjunction with the International Monetary Fund
OHCHR, Dalais Wilson, CH 1211 Geneva 10,Switzerland
Senior Human Rights Officer and international payment department

Kind Attn: Beneficiary with African and European Countries

IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT WITH AFRICAN AND EUROPEAN COUNTRIES

Sequel to the meeting we have with all the African country leaders regards to all the payment been owed by the Africa and Europe continents, the Chairman African Union (AU) with that of European Union (EU) have made it known to all the beneficiaries been owed by African and European countries via contract, inheritance, Lottery Winners, during There recent interview with British broadcasting co-operation (BBC) that all the debt been owed by the African and European countries should be paid to them via EU / AU account with the supervision of the International Monetary Fund Unit London UK, which you happened to be one of them.

You are advice to stop any further communication with anybdy and contact this office, The International Monetary Fund Unit London UK which the officer in-charge is
Mr. Anthony G. Leach
Email: unitednationorga@europemail.com
Tel +44 702 4099344
Fax: +44 870 9134316,
Your above fund has been deposited in your account stated below which was submitted to this office by your representative.
Some petitions we received made it known to us that some beneficiaries have loose all they have achieve in the life time due to the way African and European countries are asking them to pay one charge or the other in regards of their payment.

Be inform that your payment has been transfer into your account provided by your representative Mrs. Susan Wang below.

HSBC NINBO BRANCH CHINA
ACCOUNT NO 90887224091149
ACCOUNT NAME SUSAN WANG
ROUTING NO 64585783
SWIFT CODE: HSBC166349XT

Please contact Mr. Anthony G. Leach immediately for the collection of your International Transfer Payment Advice (Payment Slip Or Telex Copy) to enable you confirm your payment in your account without further delay, he is the only authorized officer in International monitoring fund unit London UK to handle and witness your payment, any other further communication you have out side his office is at your own risk, and you are advice to stop making any further payment to any one without Mr Anthony G. Leach notice because he is the only authorize officer with International Monetary Fund unit London UK via African Union (AU) reserve account under united nations payment gazette .
We apologies to you and your company or family for what it might has cost you in the past without receiving your payment upon the charges and taxes you have paid before.
Get back to us immediately you confirmed your payment in your account to enable us close your payment file with us.
Best regards
Pharell Jones,

Senior Human Rights Officer united nations Switzerlan
Email:uonf@mailpanda.com

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

RESPONSE NEEDED from liumou xinsheng

Hello

I am credit officer of the Co-operative bank of china.On June 6, 2004, a
British Oil consultant/contractor with the Chinese Transport Corporation,
Mr. Paul Moore made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar
months, valued at US$18,000,000.00 (Eighteen Million Dollars only) in my
branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding
address but got no reply.

After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his
contract employers, the Hong Kong Chinese Transport Corporation that Mr.
Paul Moore died from a marine related accident On further investigation, I
found out that he died without Making a WILL, and all attempts to trace
his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and
discovered that Mr. Paul Moore did not declare any kin or relations in all
his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank.
This sum of US$18,000,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest
is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No
one will ever come forward to claim it. According to laws of Hong Kong, at
the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to the ownership
of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the fund.
Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to
stand in as the next of kin to Mr. Paul Moore so that the fruits of this
old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government
officials.

This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full names and
address, age and occupation. so that the attorney will prepare the
necessary documents and affidavits that will put you in place as the next
of kin.

The attorney will draft and perfect the notarization of the WILL and to
obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in
your favor for the the release and subsequent transfer of these funds in
your favor.
While the lawyer is perfecting the release order documents, you will be
setting up an offshore bank account. I will point you to the the offshore
bank that would meet our requirements. once approvals for release of funds
have been secured by the lawyer from my bank, The money would be moved
into this new account with this offshore bank you would have set up The
money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio
of 65% for me and 30% for you and 5% for Expenses Incurred in the course
of the transaction .

There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be
done by the attorney and with my position as the credit officer guarantees
the successful execution of this transaction. Upon your response, I shall
then provide you with more details, and how we are to actualize this
transaction You should observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured
that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I
shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.

Please if you are interested in helping me with this transaction do
contact me on my email : liumoux@yahoo.com.hk

Awaiting your urgent reply.

Thanks and regards.
Liumou.

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Saturday, May 10, 2008

Dear Friend from Mr. Tony Chan Chun-chuen

Dear Friend,

My name is Tony Chan Chun-chuen, friend and close confidant to NinaWang
Kung, Who passed away on the 3rd of April 2007. I will save your time by
not boring you with all the details at thistime, Which has already been
disseminated by the international media during the Controversial dispute
that erupted between her and her late husband Relatives concerning the
huge estate he left behind.

To save my time and yours I ask that you go to this link,

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/200704/04/content_843604.htm

As you will learn after going through the link above, all sorts of stories
Have been assumed concerning the huge sum of money she left behind. Some
Stories even say she left the bulk of her estate to me .But the truth is,
Although I am the sole custodian of a huge sum of her estate, she left
strict Instructions that I hand over the money to charity and also that
under no Circumstance should I let any of her late husbands relatives and
even her own Relatives lay their hands on the money. Contrary to media
reports, she made Sure her immediate family is well catered for since she
had no children of her Own,Before her death Nina Wang went ahead to
dispatch the sum of Eight hundred and Twenty Million British Pounds (820,
000,000.00 GBP) in cash with the assistance Of a foreign diplomat who now
resides in Europe, but I will ensure to make her Wish comes through.

Now the reason why I have contacted you is that there is also some other
Funds in the tune of $12,000,000.00 with the Hang Seng Bank China,and I
want Your assistance for me to transfer these funds in your name to your
account for Both of us I will agree to share with you in a negotiable
percentage as far as You agree to take part in this mutual benefiting
opportunity.

Please I count on your absolute confidentiality, transparency and trust
while Looking forward to your prompt response towards a swift conclusion
of this Business transaction through my email address as follows:
info_ninawang13@yahoo.com.hk

Thanks & May the Stars Guide us In the Right Path,

I remain yours sincerely,
Tony Chan Chun-chuen

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Monday, May 5, 2008

Proposal" from Mr Jeffery Xu (ageny_xu@yahoo.com.hk)

From The Desk,
Of Mr. Jeffrey Xu (Director)
Ruilan Group Holdings (Hong Kong) Limited.
Binwang Road 388 Times Building International Business Port,
YiWu, Zhejiang, China.
Telephone: 86-579-5136222
Fax: 86-579-5136333
Website: www.rlzj.com
Email:contactmail_rghl@yahoo.com.hk

This mail is serving as an invitation to treat with the above named
company. I will not fail to state that I am sorry for encroaching in
your privacy. Our company was established in 2004.Over the years we have
accumulated invaluable experience in our business and we are proud to claim we
are second to none.
Our line of business mainly deals in fashion immitation jewlery such as
bracelet,necklace, anklet,ring, luggage&case,fashion bag, pvc
bag ,fireworks,hardware and other commodity and so on.It possesses six
factories , coorperats with other factories directly and joins in the whole
process of the producing and quality control to make sure that we can provide
the high quality products that have competitive price in schedule.due to the
quality of our
products we have sucessfully gotten some few customers in the America
continent Due to the increase in demand of our
products in America and Canada, we have decided to move our products
fully into the continent of America. By so doing, we are searching for
reliable persons/companies who can act as a DISTRIBUTOR/RECEIVING OFFICER
who will act as medium of reach between our customer and us in their
areas of locality. Note that,if finally aprroved as our Representative,
you are entitled to annual income of $48,000USD and 10% of whatever
amount you receive from customers who are making payments for outstanding
invoices on behalf of the company.

Our account officer in Hong-Kong will convey to you the medium which you
will use to remit any funds received on our behalf.

Respectfully Submitted,
Mr. Jeffrey Xu (Director)
Ruilan Group Holdings (Hong Kong) Limited.
Email- contactmail_rghl@yahoo.com.hk

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