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I receive so many of these scam spam letters that I decided to post my favorites here on Spammer Scammer. These are so funny and have so many problems with punctuation etc. You immediately know they are so FAKE. Well we all know they are fake but they are so funny. I think there should be a way to send viruses to the senders computers. Anyone know of a way?

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Saturday, August 2, 2008

Job Offer from mr-micro5

Dear Sir/Madam,

My name is Mr. Frank Micro, I am the manager of an antique and fabric company here in the United Kingdom . My company's name is CJS Antiques Ltd. I am contacting you because we are in need of Payment Representative in the United States/Canada, Jamaica. So I would like to offer you a part time job as our payment Representative.

Your Role as a Payment Rep:

1. Receive payment from Clients
2. Deposit Payments in your account at your Bank
3. After 24 hours in which funds have cleared into your account, proceed to your bank for withdrawal of funds
3. Deduct 10% percent which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed.
4. Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay to any of the Offices you will be contacted to send payment to (Payment is to be Forwarded either By MoneyGram / Western Union Money Transfer).

If you are interested in our offer, and would like to work for our company kindly send an email with the requested details below:

Full Name:
Residential Mailing Address:
City:
State:
Zip-Code:
Home Tel:
Cell:
Sex:
Age:
Present Occupation

NOTE: Providing your details confirms that you are ready to work for my company and fully understands your duties for the company as a payment representative.


Please reply on my personal email (mr_micro1@yahoo.co.uk)


Thanks in this regards,
Mr. Frank Micro,

(CEO/Managing Director)
Direct Cell: +44-703-189-7822

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Sunday, June 8, 2008

[ No Subject ]from Yahoo/Msn Lottery Games

Yahoo/Msn Lottery
Incorporation
Baley House, Har Road
Sutton, Greater London SM1 4te
United Kingdom.

This is to inform you that you have won a prize
money of Five hundred thousand, Great Britain
Pound Sterlings(£500,000.00) for this month
2008 Lottery promotion which is organized by
YAHOO/MSN LOTTERY INC & WINDOWS LIVE.

YAHOO/MSN & MICROSOFT WINDOWS,
collects all the email addresses of the people
that are active online, among the millions that
subscribed to the internet,we only select five
people every Month as our winners through
electronic balloting System without the winner
applying,we congratulate you for being one of
the people selected.

You are to contact the events manager on
or before your date of Claim, Winners Shall be
paid in accordance with his/her Settlement
Centre.

Yahoo/Msn Lottery Prize must be claimed no
later than 20 days from date of Draw Notification
after the Draw date in which Prize has won. Any
prize not claimed within this period will be
forfeited.

These are your identification numbers:

Batch number....................YM 09102XN
Reff number.......................YM35447XN
Winning number...................YM09788

These numbers fall within your Location file,
you are requested to contact the events
manager, send your winning identification
numbers to him,to enable him verify your
claims.How ever you will have to fill and submit
this form to the events manager for verification
& direction on how you can claim your winning
fund.

1. Full name..............
2. Contact Address........
3. Age...................
4. Telephone Number.......
5. Marital Status.........
6. Sex....................
7. Zip Code..............
8. Occupation.............
9. Company...............
11.State:.................
12.Country...............
13.Nationality............
14. Your Reference and Batch number at the
top of this mail:

(CONTACT EVENTS MANAGER)
Name: MR. KANEY VANSEY
E-mail: mr.kaney_vansey112@hotmail.com
TEL: +44-702-4022-111

Thank you and Accept my hearty
congratulations once again!

Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Marcelino Hull
(Yahoo/Msn Lottery Games/Lottery Coordinator).

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Saturday, May 31, 2008

Job Offer from mr frank

From: mr frank
Subject: Job Offer

Dear Sir/Madam,

My name is Mr. Frank Micro, I am the manager of an antique and fabric company here in the United Kingdom My company's name is CJS Antiques Ltd. I am contacting you because we are in need of Payment Representative in the United States/Canada, Jamaica . So I would like to offer you a part time job as our payment Representative.

Your Role as a Payment Rep:

1. Receive payment from Clients
2. Deposit Payments in your account at your Bank
3. After 24 hours in which funds have cleared into your account, proceed to your bank for withdrawal of funds
3. Deduct 10% percent which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed. 4. Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay to any of the Offices you will be contacted to send payment to (Payment is to be Forwarded either By MoneyGram / Western Union Money Transfer).

If you are interested in our offer, and would like to work for our company kindly send an email with the requested details below:
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Full Name:
Residential Mailing Address:
City:
State:
Zip-Code:
Home Tel:
Cell:
Sex:
Age:
Present Occupation

NOTE: Providing your details confirms that you are ready to work for my company and fully understands your duties for the company as a payment representative.




Please reply on my personal email (mrfrankmicro1@yahoo.co.uk< SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">)


Thanks in this regards,
Mr. Frank Micro.
(CEO/Managing Director)
Direct Cell: +44-703 189 7822

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Saturday, May 10, 2008

YOU EMAIL ADDRESS HAS WON YOU NOKIA N95 SERIES AND 95, 000 POUND'S STERLINGS !!! from Kema Sly

NOKIA MOBILE PROMO UK




Dear Consolation Prize Winner,





NOTICE OF CONSOLATION PRIZE WINNING


This email confirms that you have been notified by NOKIA MOBILE PROMO
UNITED KINGDOM of your email lottery winning for 2008 NOKIA MOBILE PROMO
held on 10th of March, 2008.

We wish to congratulate you on the selection of your email coupon number,
which was selected among the 25,000 company email address.

Your email ID identified with Coupon No.56475600545 188 with Serial number
5368/02 drew the lucky numbers:02.06.21.24.31.03 and was selected by
Electronic Random Selection System (ERSS) with entries from the 30,000,000
different email addresses enrolled for the Nokia Mobile Promo .

Your email ID included among the 30,000,000 different email addresses
where submitted by our partner international email provider companies.

Ref Number: BTL/101OXI/02
Promo Group: Consolation Prize Group
Prize Amount:Nokia N95 & £95,000 (Nokia N95 and Nintyfive thousand pounds
sterlings only )

You are required to file claims for your lottery prize winning by
contacting the Lottery Claims Processing Officer with your winning
information provided above before 14 working days.



Nokia promo Cash officer :
Name: MR PULE ROBERT
Email: pulerobert@gmail.com
190 - 194 Main Street
Barrhead Glasgow G78 1SL
UNITED KINGDOM
Tel:+447011138054


Congratulations once again from all our staffs on your consolation prize
winning, we hope you will partake in our forth coming NOKIA MOBILE PROMO .
Yours truly,

Hackmann Smith
(Promo Coordinator)

NB: all response should be mail to:
pulerobert@gmail.com

Copyright © 1994-2008 Nokia® Corporation. All rights reserved. Terms
of Service - Copyright/Promo Policy

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