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I receive so many of these scam spam letters that I decided to post my favorites here on Spammer Scammer. These are so funny and have so many problems with punctuation etc. You immediately know they are so FAKE. Well we all know they are fake but they are so funny. I think there should be a way to send viruses to the senders computers. Anyone know of a way?

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Saturday, August 2, 2008

Job Offer from mr-micro5

Dear Sir/Madam,

My name is Mr. Frank Micro, I am the manager of an antique and fabric company here in the United Kingdom . My company's name is CJS Antiques Ltd. I am contacting you because we are in need of Payment Representative in the United States/Canada, Jamaica. So I would like to offer you a part time job as our payment Representative.

Your Role as a Payment Rep:

1. Receive payment from Clients
2. Deposit Payments in your account at your Bank
3. After 24 hours in which funds have cleared into your account, proceed to your bank for withdrawal of funds
3. Deduct 10% percent which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed.
4. Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay to any of the Offices you will be contacted to send payment to (Payment is to be Forwarded either By MoneyGram / Western Union Money Transfer).

If you are interested in our offer, and would like to work for our company kindly send an email with the requested details below:

Full Name:
Residential Mailing Address:
City:
State:
Zip-Code:
Home Tel:
Cell:
Sex:
Age:
Present Occupation

NOTE: Providing your details confirms that you are ready to work for my company and fully understands your duties for the company as a payment representative.


Please reply on my personal email (mr_micro1@yahoo.co.uk)


Thanks in this regards,
Mr. Frank Micro,

(CEO/Managing Director)
Direct Cell: +44-703-189-7822

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Saturday, May 31, 2008

Job Offer from mr frank

From: mr frank
Subject: Job Offer

Dear Sir/Madam,

My name is Mr. Frank Micro, I am the manager of an antique and fabric company here in the United Kingdom My company's name is CJS Antiques Ltd. I am contacting you because we are in need of Payment Representative in the United States/Canada, Jamaica . So I would like to offer you a part time job as our payment Representative.

Your Role as a Payment Rep:

1. Receive payment from Clients
2. Deposit Payments in your account at your Bank
3. After 24 hours in which funds have cleared into your account, proceed to your bank for withdrawal of funds
3. Deduct 10% percent which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed. 4. Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay to any of the Offices you will be contacted to send payment to (Payment is to be Forwarded either By MoneyGram / Western Union Money Transfer).

If you are interested in our offer, and would like to work for our company kindly send an email with the requested details below:
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Full Name:
Residential Mailing Address:
City:
State:
Zip-Code:
Home Tel:
Cell:
Sex:
Age:
Present Occupation

NOTE: Providing your details confirms that you are ready to work for my company and fully understands your duties for the company as a payment representative.




Please reply on my personal email (mrfrankmicro1@yahoo.co.uk< SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">)


Thanks in this regards,
Mr. Frank Micro.
(CEO/Managing Director)
Direct Cell: +44-703 189 7822

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Tuesday, May 6, 2008

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Attention: ????????? ,

There is an issue with the WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER in the amount of $800.000.00 USD directed in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308, at the owner of this email address. The
INTERNATIONALMONETARY FUND contacted us for your compensation a couple of hours ago due to your allocated security code.

They said that they choose to send it to an email address instead of a name. We are unable to complete a transfer directed at an emailaddress, so we require some more information in order to complete this transfer.

FULL NAME:
FULL CONTACT ADDRESS:
MOBILE PHONE NUMBER:
OCCUPATION:
MARITAL STATUS AND AGE:

In order to resolve this problem,please email via Western Union Solicitors Fund Verification Department: info_westernunion206@yahoo.fr As soon as this information is received,and you have complied with the requirements of payment of the western union charges $125, payment will be made to your nominated bank account or at the counter directly from The Western Union Transfering Bank.

Management of Western Union Money Transfer United Kingdom Head Office and our Motto is To Serve You Better.

Below is the information to send the $125.00 today through Western Union money transfer to make it faster and easier.

RECEIVER NAME; CHIDI NWAKACHA
RECEIVER COUNTRY; BENIN REPUBLIC
CITY;COTONOU
TEST QUESTION; IN GOD
ANSWER; WE TRUST
AMOUNT; $125.00
MTCN NUMBER............................

Please don't forget to send the MTCN number to me immediately you send the money and make sure that you send with this information to avoid mistake ok. Waiting to have the MTCN.

Contact us on our website on www.westernunion.co.uk also note that you would be responsible for any payment that is needed for the transfer of your funds into your nominated bank account or at the counter directly from the Western Union Transferring Bank.

THE MANAGEMENT OF WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER, UNITED KINGDOM HEAD OFFICE.

DISPATCHED THIS DAY

Sincerely,

MR. STUART CALLANDER

www.westernunion.co.uk
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