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I receive so many of these scam spam letters that I decided to post my favorites here on Spammer Scammer. These are so funny and have so many problems with punctuation etc. You immediately know they are so FAKE. Well we all know they are fake but they are so funny. I think there should be a way to send viruses to the senders computers. Anyone know of a way?

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Saturday, May 31, 2008

From Chris Komo from chris komo

Dear Friend,
Hope this mail meets you well, please permit me to introduce my self to you, my name is Chris Komo ,i am 20 years old, the only son of Late Mr Morris Komo who was a famous cocoa merchant based here in Abidjan , the Economic capital of Ivory Coast ( Cote D'ivoire). i am seeking for your assistance to help me transfer the sum of ( $6,700,000.00 ) Six Million Seven Hundred Thousand United State of American Dollars that i inherited from my late father to your bank account .
I am willing to offer you 15% of the total fund as a mode of compensation after the transfer for your time and effort. All the necessary documents concerning this fund is intact. please get back to me asap through my private email address ( chris_komo222@yahoo.com ) phone number +22566014615 for more details concerning this fund and i will equally send you my photos so that you will see and know whom i am.
Waiting for your cooperation.
Yours Faithfully,
Chris

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

PLEASE SAVE MY SOUL AND HELP GIVE ME A FUTURE. from Tom Toon

My dear Beloved,

I am Tom Toon the only son of late Mr. and Mrs. George Toon. My father was a wealthy cocoa and GOLD merchant in Abidjan; the capital city of Ivory Coast, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip. My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special, before the death of my father on January 2002 in a private Hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of Nine million, three hundred thousand US Dollars. (US$9.3M) and Gold left in security vault in a foreign city which he deposited as family antiques. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates.

That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will take the money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or
hotel management but I want to go into diary products. My dear, I am honorably seeking your assistance in the following ways:

1. To provide a non-resident bank account to facilitate the possible transfer of the money.
2 To serve as a guardian of these funds and for investment since.
3. To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country.
4. To change the name of the deposited item and beneficiary to your name since those responsible for the death of father the political affluence in my country and are after my life but I escape to neighboring country and will not want anything to be trace to me so they can't get any information about me because I am living under disguise. Please, save my soul and help give me a future.

My dear, I am willing to offer you 40% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/ input after the successful
transfer of this fund into your nominated account overseas. Furthermore, you indicate your options towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within the shortest possible time, you signify interest to assist me. Anticipating hearing from you soon.

Thanks and God bless.
Yours sincerely,
Tom Toon


PLEASE, THIS IS MY HOPE, I WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS INTO CONSIDERATION FOR CONFIDENTIALITY AND YOU CAN ALWAYS REACH ME DIRECTLY TO THIS E-MAIL tomtoon20@yahoo.fr

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