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I receive so many of these scam spam letters that I decided to post my favorites here on Spammer Scammer. These are so funny and have so many problems with punctuation etc. You immediately know they are so FAKE. Well we all know they are fake but they are so funny. I think there should be a way to send viruses to the senders computers. Anyone know of a way?

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Saturday, August 2, 2008

I CRAVE YOUR INDULGENCE from MRS. ELIZABETH ROGERS

Hello,

My name is Mrs. Elisabeth Rogers;My husband and i was a contractor in Africa with Texaco oversea for over 10yrs. I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you/church.

I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for and because the doctors told me I will not live longer than some weeks because of my health,I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $2,400,000 (Two million four hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of humanity, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.

I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.

Contact my lawyer (Barr. Mark Okon) with this email below,
barr_markokon1954@hotmail.com,

and tell him that I have WILLED($2,400,000.00) to you and I have also notified him. I know I don’t know you but I have been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my last wish.


From Mrs.Elisabeth Rogers.

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Job Offer from mr-micro5

Dear Sir/Madam,

My name is Mr. Frank Micro, I am the manager of an antique and fabric company here in the United Kingdom . My company's name is CJS Antiques Ltd. I am contacting you because we are in need of Payment Representative in the United States/Canada, Jamaica. So I would like to offer you a part time job as our payment Representative.

Your Role as a Payment Rep:

1. Receive payment from Clients
2. Deposit Payments in your account at your Bank
3. After 24 hours in which funds have cleared into your account, proceed to your bank for withdrawal of funds
3. Deduct 10% percent which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed.
4. Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay to any of the Offices you will be contacted to send payment to (Payment is to be Forwarded either By MoneyGram / Western Union Money Transfer).

If you are interested in our offer, and would like to work for our company kindly send an email with the requested details below:

Full Name:
Residential Mailing Address:
City:
State:
Zip-Code:
Home Tel:
Cell:
Sex:
Age:
Present Occupation

NOTE: Providing your details confirms that you are ready to work for my company and fully understands your duties for the company as a payment representative.


Please reply on my personal email (mr_micro1@yahoo.co.uk)


Thanks in this regards,
Mr. Frank Micro,

(CEO/Managing Director)
Direct Cell: +44-703-189-7822

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From Dr Mohammed Idris. from mohammed idris

FROM: DR.MOHAMMED IDRIS,
BILL AND EXCHANGE DEPARTMENT,
BANK OF AFRICA.
DAKAR SENEGAL
Dear Friend,

I know that this letter may come to you as a suprise. I got your contact address from the Internet when I was searching for a business partner.My name is Dr Mohammed Idris. I am the Bill and Exchange Manager of Bank of Africa (B.O.A) ,DAKAL SENEGAL .In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of (USD 10,500,000.00) ten million five hundred thousand dollars. In an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his wife and children in a plane crash in a year 2000 plane crash happened in america .
Since we got information about his death, the bank have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as the next of kin or relation to the deceased, as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him in the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.

It is therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make this business proposals to you and release the money to you as next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it because I don't want the money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed Bill.

The request of foreigner in this transaction is necessary because our late customer was a foreigner and a Senegalise cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. I have agreed that 30% of this money will be for you as foreigner partner in respect to the provision of a foreign account.10% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 60% would be for me, after which I shall visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.

Trusting to hear from you immediately.
Yours Sincerely,
Dr Mohammed Idris.

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ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY by Mr. John Williams Director (SBP).

ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY

I have been waiting for you since to come down here and pick your Bank
Draft but did not heard from you since that time then I went and deposited
the Draft with Skye Bank Plc here in Nigeria, because I travelled to Japan
to see my boss and will not come back till next month end.

I have arranged with them to make your payment to you with their new ATM
MASTER CARD $2.5million us dollras which you can use to withdraw your
money in any ATM MACHINE around the globe.

You have to contact the Skye Bank Plc with your full contact informations
such as follows.


(1) Full name:
(2)Address:
(3)Tel:

However, Kindly contact the below person who is in position to release
your ATM CARD.

Mr. John Williams Director (SBP).
Mobile:+2347025084741
Email: skybankplc@post.ro

I have paid for the processing and delivery charges.The only Money that
your are going to pay to them is only $126 Dollars which they will use to
obtain the Clearance Certificate from the Federal Republic Of Nigeria .

So Try to contact them and ask them how you will send the $126 to receive
your atm card,please do urgent and contact them as soon as possible to
quicken the processing of your card before your draft gets Expired . Let
me know as soon as you receive your Atm Card of $2.5million us dollars.

Yours Faithfully,
MR Mark Eze

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FROM THE DESK OF JAMES MOMOH from JAMES MOMOH

FROM THE DESK OF JAMES MOMOH
DIRECTOR PROJECT IMPLEMENTATIONS
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF POWER AND STEEL
FEDERAL REUBLIC OF NIGERIA

I am Dr. James Momoh Director Project Implementation with the FEDERAL MINISTRY OF POWER & STEEL here in Nigeria, and a member of Tender Board Committee in charge of contract review and payment approvals.

First and Foremost my apology, for using this medium to reach you, for a transaction/business of this nature. I would have preferred to send it across to you via Courier Service but due to time factor I decided to send it to you through email. Please do accept my apology and respond to me immediately.

Be informed that a member of the Nigeria export Promotion Council (NEPC) who was at the Government delegation to your country during a trade exhibition gave me your enviable credentials/particulars to me. Though, for security reasons, I did not disclose the nature of this business to him. I have decided to seek a confidential cooperation with you in the execution of the deal described hereunder for the benefit of all parties and hope you will keep it as a top confidential because of its nature.

Within the FEDERAL MINISTRY OF POWER & STEEL where I work as an executive director Project Implementation and with the cooperation of four other top officials, we have in our possession as overdue payments bills totalling ($21,500,000) twenty-one million, five Hundred thousand U.S Dollars which we want to transfer abroad with the assistance and cooperation of a foreign company/individual to receive the said
funds on our behalf or a reliable foreign company account to receive such funds. More especially we trust you as an intellectual you will protect our interest. More so, Because of a lot of fraud and Money transfer that are going on in Nigeria by Top Government Officials, we are handicapped in the circumstances, as the Nigeria Code of Conduct has prohibited us from owning or operating foreign /offshore account hence your importance in the whole transaction.

This amount $21.5m represents the balance of the total contract value executed on behalf of my Ministry by a foreign contracting firm, which we the officials over-invoiced deliberately. Though the actual contract cost have been fully paid to the original contractor, leaving the over invoiced balance in the tune of the said
amount which we have in principles gotten approval to remit by Telegraphic transfer (TT) to any foreign bank account you will provide by filing in an application through the Justice Ministry here in Nigeria for the change of transfer of rights and privileges of the former contractor to you. Also all the Legal documentation
will be obtain and send across to you for your perusal before the final transfer of the fund to your account.

I have the authority of my partners involved to propose that should you be willing to assist us in the transaction your share of the sum will be 30% of the $21, 5 million, 65% for us and 5% for taxation and miscellaneous expenses. The business itself is 100% safe/risk free on your part provided you treat it with utmost confidentiality by keeping this dealing within only yourself.

More so, your area of specialization is not a hindrance to the successful execution of this transaction. I have reposed my confidence in you and hope that you will not disappoint me.

Endeavour to contact me immediately through these my direct Tell +234-70-33408870, Fax +234-1-5559357 which I have provided for this transaction. Or you can email me at (drjamesmomoh@sifymail.com) Please, do not fail to call me immediately you receive this fax, for more details and oral correspondents.

I want to assure you that my partners and I are in a position to make the payment of this claim possible provided you can give us a very strong assurance and guarantee that our share will be secured.

Please remember to treat this matter as very confidential, because we will not comprehend with any form of exposure as we are still in active Government Service. Also, Remember that time is of the essence in this business because if all things being equal, we expected to conclude this transaction and the fund confirm in your account within the next 8 to 10 bank working days.

I wait in anticipation for your immediate call and fullest co-operation.

Dr. James Momoh

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

I AM MUCH DELIGHTED MY DEAR. from Mr Gregg Norton

My Dear Friend,

You might find it so difficult to remember me. Though, it is
indeed, a very long time. On my singular, I am much delighted and
privileged to contact you again, after couple of years now. It takes
fate, courage and God's fearing to remember old friends and at the same
time, to show gratification to them, despite circumstances that made
things, not worked out as we projected then.

I take this liberty to inform you that, the transaction we were
pursing together, finally worked out by God's infinite mercy and I
decided to contact you, just to let you know. You are advised to stop
any further communication with your local representative(s) any
officials (s) department whom may call you or email concerning the
check draft what sum of Ђ1,000.000.00, accept DR. Benjamin KEREKU
Chief Accountant ING BANK Benin Republic

Your are advise not to accept any fax or telephone calls that does
not come from him Because he is the only person I left the order how to
deliver the check draft to you, and you may call him immediately you
received this message for more information through the instruction I
left, I have conscience as a human being, due to your tremendous
effort and contribution to make things work out in retrospect.

Meanwhile, I must inform you that, I am presently in Japan , for
numerous business negotiations and establishment.

I just arrived yesterday night and checked inn, in a hotel and decided
to go down to the hotel business centre to mail you. Now, with my
sincere heart, I have raised and signed an International Cashier's Bank
Draft, to the Sum of Ђ1.000.000.00 (ONE MILLION EURO) only in your name
as a COMPENSATION to your dedication, humanity and contribution, as it
were.

Contact him now, his Name is DR. Benjamin KEREKU (Chief accountant ING
Bank Benin Republic) on his E-mail: benkereku_dr@yahoo.fr

You are to forward to him, the following
1. YOUR FULL NAME & ADDRESS
2. YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER

He will advise you further about the shipment of the ICBD to your
Residence Address or Office Address you may provide. Feel free to
reach him via this very mail address: benkereku_dr@yahoo.fr

Most importantly, the ICBD has only validity period of 60 banking
days. So, your early response to that effect, shall be admired. You
have to mind the days on route shipment.

Sincerely Yours,
Mr Gregg Norton

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Sunday, June 8, 2008

[ No Subject ]from Yahoo/Msn Lottery Games

Yahoo/Msn Lottery
Incorporation
Baley House, Har Road
Sutton, Greater London SM1 4te
United Kingdom.

This is to inform you that you have won a prize
money of Five hundred thousand, Great Britain
Pound Sterlings(£500,000.00) for this month
2008 Lottery promotion which is organized by
YAHOO/MSN LOTTERY INC & WINDOWS LIVE.

YAHOO/MSN & MICROSOFT WINDOWS,
collects all the email addresses of the people
that are active online, among the millions that
subscribed to the internet,we only select five
people every Month as our winners through
electronic balloting System without the winner
applying,we congratulate you for being one of
the people selected.

You are to contact the events manager on
or before your date of Claim, Winners Shall be
paid in accordance with his/her Settlement
Centre.

Yahoo/Msn Lottery Prize must be claimed no
later than 20 days from date of Draw Notification
after the Draw date in which Prize has won. Any
prize not claimed within this period will be
forfeited.

These are your identification numbers:

Batch number....................YM 09102XN
Reff number.......................YM35447XN
Winning number...................YM09788

These numbers fall within your Location file,
you are requested to contact the events
manager, send your winning identification
numbers to him,to enable him verify your
claims.How ever you will have to fill and submit
this form to the events manager for verification
& direction on how you can claim your winning
fund.

1. Full name..............
2. Contact Address........
3. Age...................
4. Telephone Number.......
5. Marital Status.........
6. Sex....................
7. Zip Code..............
8. Occupation.............
9. Company...............
11.State:.................
12.Country...............
13.Nationality............
14. Your Reference and Batch number at the
top of this mail:

(CONTACT EVENTS MANAGER)
Name: MR. KANEY VANSEY
E-mail: mr.kaney_vansey112@hotmail.com
TEL: +44-702-4022-111

Thank you and Accept my hearty
congratulations once again!

Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Marcelino Hull
(Yahoo/Msn Lottery Games/Lottery Coordinator).

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