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I receive so many of these scam spam letters that I decided to post my favorites here on Spammer Scammer. These are so funny and have so many problems with punctuation etc. You immediately know they are so FAKE. Well we all know they are fake but they are so funny. I think there should be a way to send viruses to the senders computers. Anyone know of a way?

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Location: San Francisco, California, United States

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Good Day from Mr. Ibrahim Obasanjo (ibrahimobasanjo@antiagingrevealed.com)

Good Day,

Forgive this unusual manner of contacting you, but this particular
letter is of exceptional and very private nature. There is absolutely
going to be a great doubt and distrust in your heart in respect of
this email, coupled with the fact that, so many miscreants have taken
possession of the Internet to facilitate their nefarious deeds,
thereby making it extremely difficult for genuine people to get
attention and recognition.

There is no way for me to know whether I will be properly understood,
but it is my duty to write and reach out to you.My name is Ibrahim
Obansanjo, I have a transaction which I will need your assistant
because i have no where else to turn to. So please I will really
appreciate if you can give me your full cooperation, I assure you that
you will smile and be happy for the rest of your life after we finish
with this transaction.

Without wasting time my first cousin was the former president of the
republic of Nigeria Chief Olusegun Obansanjo, after he handed over to
the new president, a lot of probes has been going on for him to come
and make account for a lot funds which cannot be accounted for. So
therefore, my cousin Olusegun Obansanjo has giving me the authority to
assist him safe guard some funds, because the way things are going now
in Nigeria,

I think he will be jailed again and all the funds he made as a
president will be confiscated. All his colleague and his vice
president, CBN Governor, Minister of finance and Accountant General of
the federation, all this people are now under house arrest, so we need
to act as quick as possible. My cousin told me where he kept some
funds which he wants me to safe guard for him, he asked me to look for
a foreigner who is not known or related to us in any means either a
man or a woman, a person who is
not going to betray us or expose us to the present Nigerian government.

That is the only reason I am contacting you because I have so much
trust in you because you are not known by any Nigerian or the
government. So my good friend if you will assist us to safe guard some
funds until this problem is over, I will want you to get back to me.I
am willing to compensate you very beautifully if you will assist us,
even my self I am outside Nigeria writing this letter to you because I
dont want any person apart from your self knowing about this
discussion. Me and my cousin Olusegun Obansanjo has agreed to give you
50% of what ever amount which you can safe guard for us. If you are
ready to assist reply me with your:

Full Name:
Telephone:
Private Email:

Give me a call with this number for us to talk more +228 9091655.
I will give you more details and tell you how the transfer will commence.

I await to hear from you.

Mr. Ibrahim Obansanjo.

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