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Location: San Francisco, California, United States

Monday, May 5, 2008

ATTENTION PLEASE from behekesibanda (behekesibanda1@yahoo.com)

FROM THE DESK OF MR.BEHEKE SIBANDA
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER
ABSA BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA.
29 SMALL STREET JOHANESBURG.
0ffice:+27 767602 446
Email: behekesibanda1@yahoo.com

ATTENTION : CEO/ MANAGER

Before I start, I must first apologize for this unsolicited mail to you. I am
aware that this is certainly an unconventional approach to establishing a
relationship with you, but you will realize the need for my latter to you.As a
matter of utmost urgency I want you to come to my assistance I am Mr. Beheke
Sibanda, the bill and exchange manager at the foreign remittance department in
Absa Bank of South Africa. I am in charge of the federal reserves account and
auditing department, during the course of auditing some account, I discovered
that a particular account has been lying dormant for some time, and this
account was used by the OFFSHORE CUSTOMER Mr. Tusk Arshard from Lebanese. I
got your contact from the South Africa chambers of commerce, while searching
for an honest and trust worthy person, who will assist me to implement this
transfer.
l discovered the sum of Eighteen Million United States Dollars ($18,
Million)
belonging to a deceased customer of our bank. Who was involved in the
December
25th 2003 Benin plane crash. Here is the air crash website on CNN =
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin..crash/index.html The said
fund is now ready for transfer to a foreign account whose owner will be
portrayed as the beneficiary and next of kin to the deceased customer of the
bank.
Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of
kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless
somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as
indicated
in our banking guidelines and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his
supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash
leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that
I decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you
as the next of kin or relation to
the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for
it and I don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.
The banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained
unclaimed after five years, the money will be transferred into the bank
treasury as unclaimed fund. Though I will furnish you the account details and
reference of the depositor 's information for the claim as the next of kin /
beneficiary of the fund while we progress on your acceptance. As the Head of
accounts in the department, I will carefully through the help of our
accredited
lawyer to initiate the process of transferring the money into your account by
using a foreign partner like you with the hope of having the fund transferred
abroad for investment on my behalf and I hope you will agree with my intention
to arrange payment of the claim in your name. I request that you let
me prepare
and file the claim through the help of the lawyer for the money from the
Remittance Department indicating your name as the appointed
beneficiary/next of
kin to the fund. Finally the reason why I contacted you is that I don't want
the Government and my bank to know that I discovered such huge amount in a
dormant account, hence the fund is in dollar and will not be approved in a
local
account here in South Africa I am willing to accept any reasonable condition
you may deem necessary, and we can as well go into partnership business with
you, the key ward to this transaction is absolute confidential and secrecy as
my life and my future depends on this money, and please do send me
your private
telephone and fax numbers for easy communications. Please take note that with
my position here, this transaction is 100% risk free. I have agreed
that 40% of
this money will be for you as the beneficiary in respect of the provision of
your Account and services rendered, 55% would be for me while 5% will be for
expenses incured during the cause of this transaction If the money is
transferred to your Account from ABSA BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA, I and my family in
this transaction will proceed immediately to your country for our own share of
the money.

I expect you to keep this business strictly confidential and secret as you may
wish to know that I am Bank official. Be rest assured that this business is
100% risk free on both side and every arrangement to transfer this
money to the
Account you are going to provide have been concluded provided we maintain the
confidentiality involved. Contact me on my email address by
behekesibanda1@yahoo.com

I am looking forward for your prompt response at {behekesibanda1@yahoo.com}

Yours faithfully,

MR.BEHEKE SIBANDA

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